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much more competitive game than I thought this would be UAB is not near as powerful or explosive as they have been in past years or even past games....I can see why the administration chose to go with a new coach you would think these UAB players would be going all out in this game for the coach they all wanted to take over, but it seems Miami (OH) is better than they should be for 6-6 or UAB dropped off or their coaching dropped off this year even for also being 6-6

fun facts in 2016 Chuck Martin the coach of Miami (OH) was the first coach to go 0-6 to start a season and finish 6-6 to make a bowl game (they lost to Mississippi State in the St. Pete Bowl)......jimbo was upset to learn this because he had planned on trying this to be the "hottest" 6-6 team in the country Chuck also hates analytics 🥰 Miami (OH) drove well for a bit, went for it on a 4th, did not get it, UAB took over and had a fast drive for seven.....7-0 UAB

10:30 am Dec 16th kicks it all off with Miami of Ohio vs University of Alabama Birmingham in The Home Loan Bowl.....this bowl could also be called the "no not that Miami they are not back yet again bowl" or the "no not that Alabama the other Alabama that was killed of and now is back to being in a bowl...bowl" 2:00 pm is a good one #25 UTSA vs #24 Troy in the Comfortable Underwear Bowl.....this bowl could also be called the "possible replacements for jimbo in the future bowl" or the "we aspire to be like bowl" all times listed are Central Time

Graham Cracker is making a good move to Purdue I think his offense was a complete and total "known" in the Big 12 and every defense was set up to stop that type of offense and some offenses are set up now to keep a GH type offense off the field as well his type of offense does not last long in the SEC SEC SEC either (Pirate mike had a seat that was warming up at MSU already) so GH would not have been a good fit there there is plenty of room in the Big 10 for that type of offense and to still try and do what it did in the very early days of the Big 12 and that is just overwhelm some teams eventually and get to that "magic" 7 or 8 wins consistently.....that a place like Purdue will accept without hesitation and that some "Tech fans" seem to think is the holly grail of football accomplishments especially if you mix in one "tha season tho" every decade

here is how you know she is a gunt, she sucks at her fucking job, and she does not give a fuck about anything other than collecting a check for herself 1. as mentioned previously her results with hiring coaches on the field and on the court suck ass 2. with all the bullshit about "women on leadership in sports" and all the fuck headed university administrators out there that would love to have some female AD when have you heard her name be mentioned prominently much less even a whisper for some program hiring her to be their AD...NEVER now sure one could say "well look at all the money she makes not at Texas" (of course a glaring example of Texas shitting away money), but one would think if this fucking bitch had any pride at all after making $400,000+ for years and years she might put a little of that aside and "the money" aside and go out there and take real charge of some program I mean Wren "Weather Man Frankie" Baker was making $575,000 at north Texas state so she would get a raise to be in charge there......you think they even fucking considered her when they fired Villareal or that she tried to get that job.....fuck no because she sucks ass and does not give a shit and collects checks for a living....they did not even sniff her granny panties when Wren left just a few weeks back Lisa Campos at UTSA makes $475,000 a year with a raise of $25,000 a year......lazy ass plodsky would not have had to even switch systems to take that job or take less money.....no one even considered that bitch.....plodsky was "womens AD" for Texas when Campos was still an associate AD at UTEP 20 years ago.....now Campos is the REAL AD at UTSA and was THE AD at NAU prior to UTSA, she has new facilities being built, she has them moving to the AAC, she has locked up Traylor and has apparently made things comfortable enough for him there that he is legitimately telling other programs to F off don't need your bullshit might leave one day, but it will not be for your crap 3. plodsky just took a DEMOTION with the hiring of Del and she still has such little pride that she is not out there even looking for a job where she can actually be the AD.....she is content to do like a lot of the fucking useless dead wood at Bellmont does and collect large checks to produce shit results and big spending with nothing to show for it she goes around to all these "leadership conferences" and other bullshit acting like she is some big swinging strap on, but the reality is she is scared to take the actual big swinging dick roll at a university (much less a major one) or more likely she is incapable of landing one of those jobs because people know she sucks.....just 28 years at Texas and since 2001 the "womens AD", but of course no heat ever comes to her for that shitty performance that has been outlined above it all fell on DeLoss and then of course Patterson was just a fucking idiot and Perrin had other shit to square away besides her dumb ass now she is content to just ride the pine into the sunset collecting those checks and being assigned "can't hardly fuck this up and if you do Del or someone else will correct it" jobs.....and she just accepts that....shit at least you think jimbo might give a shit and he has $90 million guaranteed....but not chris

just think Chris dodged the Raider Rash in Lubbock and almost caught it in the first few months in Austin

Kilff The Big Red Dog straight up said he could not stand recruiting after he left Tech only a total shit for brains AD would hire him after that comment alone much less a place like Mississippi State where Kliff would be strutting in with his skinny jeans, half length boots, and fake designer watch to recruit....plus his pants off dance off moves and ice cream socials for practice plus he sucks ass at defense, special teams, clock management, time out management, team discipline, and every other aspect of being a head coach besides offense

I would take Kevin "Lil Freddy" Kruger or Lil' Ricky Pitino over him

that is the first shit I thought of this is the scene when a friend of mine and I looked at each other and got up and walked out of the theater it was "half price Thursday" at the dollar theater and we both felt we had been fucking ripped off we made sure to choose movies more carefully after that when we were bored as shit what a horribly shitty movie even for a spike lee "jam"

this is more my speed

you are just mad they did not take your idea to be the UTRGV Takuaches

Pflugerville holla!

stop giving John's limelight to baker

Arroyo started really well at UNLV this year, but they faded fast in the second half of the season and the first two looses as that fade started were horrible blowouts the 3rd blowout in a row to ND should be expected, but after that they "recovered" to lose 3 more in a row by less than a touchdown before beating a Nevada team that had also faded really badly by less than a touchdown I suppose their thinking is they have the talent there and with a more experienced coach they can turn some of those losses around and there is probably some thinking that the PAC 12 might eventually be looking for teams.......though a hire like Patterson would have made much more of a splash as for getting Odom it is surprising that Tulsa could not apparently come up with the money to close that deal all the more so when you consider he probably would not have to move his family and would be in the general area that has has been in for a long time.....though that fact could be one reason that Tulsa did not just money whip him....they wanted to see him prove something first in the area he has stomped around in for a long time instead of just handing him a lot of cash especially when they have other options as for north Texas state the CUSA us pretty weak and definitely weaker than the SunBelt and has been for a few years and probably hangs right in there with the MAC the AAC is going to be a lot tougher for them and other programs are making improvements as they move there and programs already there are looking to try and be the top team in the life raft with holes in it pretending there will be P5 spots open in the future their program is funded off the backs of students to a massive degree in the "UH model" and their fan support, donor support, ticket sales, and on the field performance sucks even compared to UH and especially for that student money "investment" they like UH suffer from a small group of loud fans with massive expectations and "sleeping giant" dreams while they do not have the money to make that happen and when they get pissed off instead of throwing money to make something happen they hold back their money until something happens the only difference is UH has one idiot with a lot of money that he will spend, but it comes with his stupid ideas as well and UH got in on the massive academic subsidies long before north Texas state did and UH was left in the ditch from the SWC while north Texas state willing dropped down to D1-AA for a while so they were at two different starting points north Texas state is just a few years late and millions and millions of dollars short every time while UH manages to fake/fool people into making it until they probably become a major drag in the Big 12 for a long time Seth had developed a habit of starting the season off very weak, finishing "strong" against a lot of really bad teams and then getting his dick knocked off to close out when it came time for anything "meaningful" plus he was hired by the current president just before Rick "Rock and Roll Sushi" Villarreal was let go so it is no surprise he will be in on the new coaching search since Wren "Weatherman Frankie" Baker left for WVU

I never said Tom coddled players what I said is they did not respect him and his bullshit it does not matter how hard you are on players (or how soft) if they players do not respect you and think you are full of shit they are not going to respond to you and these days they are going to transfer out on you in wholesale numbers and others are not going to flood in to replace them especially if you are hard on them Tom was just a tremendous asshole in general and had nothing to point to to back that up and people especially 4 and 5 star players do not respect that Prime has shit to back up what he says and more importantly he has players that want to follow him and help him shove others out the door to take their spot and their spotlight Tom had players telling their own relatives not to come to Texas as long time Texas legacies....on the O line no less where Texas still needs work today

you can look right at Texas for some of what is going on here the #1 issue with Texas is there has not been a coach here in decades that had the ability to tell players "you are a giant fucking pussy take a seat" and get respect for it from the players, the media, or anyone else Mack Brown just did not have that in him no matter what and never will and we can still see the results of that with the giant pussy chrissy simms and his "hot take" in TCU and the Big 12......shit fans that hate Texas were mocking him and calling him out for sucking at Texas and in the NFL and for being a giant vag no one after Mack Brown got any respect from players especially when shit went south on them after a season......Charlie GTFO, Tom was a G5 coach and had no respect at a top P5 to try his G5 bullshit with the media, fans, or players and that is why he was let go and no need to see even one more year of that.....Sark better hit the transfer portal hard this year AND send some dead weight packing (like Prime is doing packing their bags for them and having someone take their phone from them and ordering them an Uber off campus to the nearest airport or even the bus station) you don't think Prime is looking at Nick during those commercials and picking his brain and watching how he moves and probably showing up to some practices to see some assholes getting ripped open that is what Texas needs a coach that can tell players to GTFO and the rest of the team throws rotten food at them on the way out and tells them to toughen up at their next stop or be a pussy forever and then they get back to trying to eat each other and win same issue with aggy none of those players give a fuck about jimbo and they do not give a fuck about what jimbo says about them to anyone as they leave that is why they are smoking weed in the locker room and fucking off every night because they know if they are worth a fuck they can transfer to OU and win a Heisman or transfer somewhere else and win a ton of games and make it to the NFL.....or hell even lose a lot of games at aggy, fuck off weekly, and still get to the NFL with Prime if he shits on you on the way out the door that has weight and that makes other coaches hesitant about you and is a sign you are a real fucking idiot even if you have talent very few coaches have that leverage these days.....even fewer have it with players moms or in rare cases with players that have a mom and a fuck head "involved dad" none of these "involved dads" want to get a call from Prime letting them know that Prime has labeled their son a Grade A Prime Fucking Loser and he is sending their ass back home on the next Greyhound none of these "involved dads" (or these "my baby" moms) give a fuck if Charlie, Tom, jimbo or 85% of the other coaches out there call and tell them their son is a fuck head because they already think that coach is a fuck head and their son should be elsewhere as for the race thing I think Deion knows that is there for him to use, but I think he has ZERO interest in that UNLESS things get where he gets stuck winning 5 or 6 games a season to start and some media types with an axe to grind because Deion treats them like the fuck heads they are start really coming after him and even then I think he would only go to it if he KNEW the next year was going to be a big jump in wins.....and more so because then he could really shit on the careers of some of those types and possibly cost them a job or make them forever kiss his ass at this point I think he went to Colorado to take the "hard route" because at this point I think he likes what Nick has and he wants that.....and the way to get that is to work magic at a shit hole like CU and then the ability to pick from many jobs is there and the ability to have Prime's coaching rehab and the respect of fans, media, players, moms, shit head "involved dads" and to wholesale churn through 4 and 5 star players is set in stone like it is for Nick and you just reload and move on and even if some of you cast offs go other places and do well or extremely well people will still give you credit for "waking them up" and once you have that well your players have to respect and fear you and they know from day 1 what they are walking into and then all the talking and speeches are no longer needed you can just point to hardware

you are missing the point of what I am saying 1. it does not matter where it is located what matters is the research and performance of that medical school and the administration of it is not a part of CU=Boulder just like the UT Medical Branch (as it was called for decades) is located in Galveston and even though for decades it was called "The University of Texas Medical Branch" it was never administered by UT Austin.....neither is UT-Houston MB......and UT San Antonio HSC is not administered by UTSA 2. the point I was making is that CU Boulder has concerns about their performance relative to their peers in the AAU to the point they have a website up comparing metrics https://www.colorado.edu/oda/department-institution-data/peer-comparisons https://public.tableau.com/app/profile/university.of.colorado.boulder.ir/viz/State_Appropriations/SingleYear-Graph when it comes to funding both state and tuition funding CU Boulder is doing very poorly compared to their AAU peers 3. when it comes to athletics many members of the PAC 12 have gone from being extremely conservative with athletics spending and especially academic side transfers to athletics to now being the worst conference out of all of them when it comes to academic transfers of funds to athletics here is CU (have to used the cached links since USA Today thinks people will subscribe to their crap https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:rTy3hYy7Gp4J:https://sports.usatoday.com/ncaa/finances/126614&cd=4&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us so CU spends about $9.6 million in academic funds on athletics and has another $1.5 million in student fees for a total of over $11 million coming off the backs of students for their athletics in the PAC 12 Arizona is over $13 million https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:G5UUuLUSCFcJ:https://sports.usatoday.com/ncaa/finances/104179&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us ASU is over $23 million https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:gYJBoyy4hAEJ:https://sports.usatoday.com/ncaa/finances/104151&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us we know Cal owes $400 million on their stajium that they have been kicking down the road and you compare to the highest subsidy in the Big 12 which is WVU $3.8 million https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:ednTO6bOIrYJ:https://sports.usatoday.com/ncaa/finances&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us well the finances for the PAC 12 are a giant mess and some of those schools still run an annual DEFICIT AFTER the academic side subsidies we know that the Big 12 is now going to get a slight bump on their new TV deal while the PAC 12 without USC and UCLA might still get a decrease for existing members or only a slight bump at best and that is before they might add new members or lose more members so the PAC 12 finances are a MESS and look like SHIT and Colorado that is specifically concerned with their place in the AAU as the website above addresses is not in the position to start subsidizing athletics to the tune of way more than $11 million they are already doing and more importantly without a medical school attached to their main campus or under the administration of their main campus (because Anschutz is not under CU Boulder) they need to make sure all their available academic dollars are going to research now could they move the medical school under CU boulder yes they could and that would probably help SOME....but the reality is the AAU compares schools to "peers" so when NU complained about not getting fair treatment because they did not have a medical school well they could have moved the independent NU Medical school in Omaha under the Lincoln campus, but that would not have helped them because that school does not do a great deal of research and it probably would have harmed them because it would have made their "peers" other universities WITH medical schools i the case of CU and Anschutz it would probably help because Anschutz does a lot of research, but it still chances the peer group of comparison for AAU evaluation if you add the medical school but the reality is you can look at those AAU comparisons right from Colorado and you can look at the academic subsidies to athletics of CU and other PAC 12 members and you can look at the hard truth that the PAC 12 may well be looking at TV money cuts or very slight increases and you can know that the time s NOW for CU and others in the PAC 12 to either shit or get out of D1-A or at least out of the P5 and start thinking what it will be like as a non competitive conference and a lower earning conference that struggles to stay with even the Big 12 and ACC much less the SEC SEC SEC and Big 10 and the facts are CU does not have the academic side money to keep spending nor is there the will in their student body or state for that and they are in a conference with a lot of programs facing the same issue and they either go "Prime Time" or they go small time and take their place as a body bag game, home coming game, and a stepping stone to coach at Michigan State and the like and a perennial 5 win or less team most all years

that is not a part of U Colorado Boulder https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anschutz_Medical_Campus#Merger_with_the_University_of_Colorado_Denver Merger with the University of Colorado Denver The sign at the campus' main entrance on East Colfax Avenue In the summer of 2004, the University of Colorado Denver and the University of Colorado Health Sciences Center merged to create the University of Colorado Denver and Health Sciences Center ("UCDHSC").[18] As a result, the University of Colorado encompassed three institutions, down from four. On October 29, 2007, the board of regents voted to rename UCDHSC as the "University of Colorado Denver." The branding covered both the Anschutz Medical Campus and the Denver Campus.[19] This was reportedly a source of frustration for the City of Aurora, whose representatives felt slighted that the location of one of the university's two campuses is not reflected in the university's name. Officials agreed to add "in Aurora" to the "University of Colorado Denver Anschutz Medical Campus", referring only to one half of the university, but this was also considered an unsatisfactory solution,[20] and one state senator proposed the moniker "University of Colorado Denver/Aurora".[21] In January 2010, the University of Colorado removed the word "Denver" from the Anschutz Medical Campus, referring to it only as University of Colorado Anschutz Medical Campus.[22] In 2014, the University of Colorado appointed separate chancellors for the University of Colorado Denver and the University of Colorado Anschutz Medical Campus, effectively separating the two campuses.[23] However, the campuses remain administratively consolidated and offer some dual campus programs offered under the moniker University of Colorado Denver | Anschutz Medical Campus or UC Denver/Anschutz for short. for a time it was fully under CU-Denver and now as the wiki says they have their own chancellors, but they share other administration.......but it is not a part of CU Boulder and has not been for a very long time (possibly back as far as 1925) and more importantly their research and other stats are not counted as a part of Boulder and at least as of 2020 their state for research were still counted with CU-Denver tab20 herd 2020 DT - nsf22311-tab020.pdf

they should put the defense in on offense just to get them the score for that fumble

holly shit this is beyond out of hand

this is past the time on Sprockets when they dance this shit is out of control.........dallas has really made adjustments at the half this season that is a real bright spot from the past

damn just swatted that dribble right away from him as he tried to go between the legs

CU struggles financially they have a lot of concern about remaining in the AAU and even have a website dedicated to discussing that and how they stand on things (not good finance wise) they do a lot of research for a university with no medical school and they will probably never have one with what CU-Denver has going on, but they see what has happened to NU and ISU and things have to be in a panic for them Colorado the state has way too many universities as it is and outside of the I-25 corridor (well the mid-north part of it) they are a poor state with a lot of reliance on resource extraction that the I-25 corridor voters have shut down for them they get a ton of students from California, but Arizona has been moving in on those students for a long time and Nevada and Utah are moving in on those students really hard now and probably a lot less from Texas than in the past they are loathe to go after Texas students harder or to get back in the Big 12 or to be associated with that they are seeing Alabama feast on students from all over the USA and actually be able to raise their academics with out of state tuition (even though it is relatively low for an out of state tuition) and "top" students from upper middle class areas that were locked out of their state schools, or private schools, wanted a "real college experience" or wanted to be far away from home....Ole Miss has been doing the same for a while without as much academic elevation, but still holding their own for a Mississippi university in a relatively shitty town CU had some dignity when they left the Big 12 and they were the only ones that simply said "we want to be west coast oriented" and did not remotely blame shit on Texas (even though they wished they could, but they did not want Texas living in their head rent free forever), but now with USC and UCLA gone, UW and Oregon begging to leave, Cal being a fucking financial disaster athletically, Stanford basically thinking they will get the call, but ambivalent if they do or not and CU looking around realizing that they are such shit the Big 12 might not even want them well they are desperate.......badly desperate they have no more cash to throw at athletics from the academic side, they have a state full of people from the west coast that do not give a shit about athletic especially CU athletics and the rest of the voters that are broke or tired of being taxed to death and probably do not give a shit about CU at all this is probably their last chance or they might be in the MWC even if it called the PAC 12

chrissy is getting his ass handed to him even OU fans are mocking him and calling him a pussy and an idiot

saving something for "the league"