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Quagmire

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  1. You should do meth too
  2. Can’t these idiots just fire it into the ground, not like you can see the bullet anyway
  3. He’s probably giving him one word hints after the meeting is over so it takes three. “You “ “Are” “Fired”
  4. Did they let you take your wife to your room and shut the door or did you have to leave it open?
  5. Why’s this shit 2 weeks away? Why’s it on a fucking Monday , need to play this shit on Saturday
  6. Yeah I almost pulled the trigger on Samsung q70 or the Sony x900f but figured I’d wait a month and the price will go down more
  7. That sucks, not sure how your kids are going to travel on their next business trip without noise canceling headphones
  8. No shit, seems like they are offsides at least twice a game. How fucking hard is it
  9. At that price you aren’t gonna get good video of your neighbors wife in the shower
  10. I’m just surprised Disney would let a baby in the me2 era choke a bitch. Also anyone that knows the actual mechanics of Star Wars weapons probably fucks a real doll. [emoji851]
  11. That episode was fucking badass
  12. I think they kinda suck, don’t hold more than a rooms full of dirt, get stuck under shit, fucked my wife. It’s fun to put action figures on it though and watch them go around.
  13. Perhaps , been a few years now and nothing bad yet.
  14. Should have just got a recumbent bike and an iPad and saved 1500
  15. Yeah right, someone at the manufacturer would have leaked it had they done that.
  16. We agreed to only buy gifts for the kid. Do grown ups really need presents for Christmas ?
  17. Pretty sure there were whores in the degabah system . Sometimes we all forget to pull out.
  18. Really hard to jerk off under a weighted blanket , something to consider
  19. Well it’s not like tits stop being awesome when you die, I can’t blame him
  20. You should be fine then . I have 4 tvs stream and bunch of other crap, I barely hit 600gb a month
  21. Just let them buttfuck you while they play with Kenner Boba fett on your back.
  22. Only 1 gb for 70 bucks a month? Shit, that’s crappy . Glad mine doesn’t have data caps, I would switch if you can
  23. You are limited by the Bluetooth range unless you get celluar, probably around 30 feet. I use mine like your are suggesting in the pool while my phone is on the table . I used to think they were dumb but now that I have one I use it all the time. Great for workouts , controlling music, reading texts without getting your phone out etc . The series 3 is a good deal at that price
  24. Lol at this idiot thinking Shane is some awesome qb playing against conference USA
  25. Ship? Very gay.
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