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Quagmire

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  1. No shit, seems like they are offsides at least twice a game. How fucking hard is it
  2. At that price you aren’t gonna get good video of your neighbors wife in the shower
  3. I’m just surprised Disney would let a baby in the me2 era choke a bitch. Also anyone that knows the actual mechanics of Star Wars weapons probably fucks a real doll. [emoji851]
  4. That episode was fucking badass
  5. I think they kinda suck, don’t hold more than a rooms full of dirt, get stuck under shit, fucked my wife. It’s fun to put action figures on it though and watch them go around.
  6. Perhaps , been a few years now and nothing bad yet.
  7. Should have just got a recumbent bike and an iPad and saved 1500
  8. Yeah right, someone at the manufacturer would have leaked it had they done that.
  9. We agreed to only buy gifts for the kid. Do grown ups really need presents for Christmas ?
  10. Pretty sure there were whores in the degabah system . Sometimes we all forget to pull out.
  11. Really hard to jerk off under a weighted blanket , something to consider
  12. Well it’s not like tits stop being awesome when you die, I can’t blame him
  13. You should be fine then . I have 4 tvs stream and bunch of other crap, I barely hit 600gb a month
  14. Just let them buttfuck you while they play with Kenner Boba fett on your back.
  15. Only 1 gb for 70 bucks a month? Shit, that’s crappy . Glad mine doesn’t have data caps, I would switch if you can
  16. You are limited by the Bluetooth range unless you get celluar, probably around 30 feet. I use mine like your are suggesting in the pool while my phone is on the table . I used to think they were dumb but now that I have one I use it all the time. Great for workouts , controlling music, reading texts without getting your phone out etc . The series 3 is a good deal at that price
  17. Lol at this idiot thinking Shane is some awesome qb playing against conference USA
  18. Ship? Very gay.
  19. More proof that vegans are fucking psychos
  20. Try putting your penis in the jets. Pretty fun .
  21. Second episode was pretty badass, it’s about fucking time they made some decent shit, only been 30+ years
  22. Cum he must! The question is, is his cum green?
  23. So how does he shower with his helmut on?
  24. Just put some knifes next to shitter and cut up your own shit
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