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HenryJames

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  1. Wear it to get a massage?
  2. Daughter: If a genie granted you three wishes, what would you wish for? Me: I don’t know. Daughter: First I’d wish for an umbrella. Then I’d stick it up his butt. I’d tell him that I would open the umbrella if he didn’t grant me unlimited wishes. Me: …
  3. If there is one thing that Daily Texan posters don't like, it's neggers.
  4. Is he crying or something?
  5. I didn't fly at all yesterday, but what if I had? Really makes you think.
  6. Cybertruck Owners Say They Are 'Worried About Hate Crimes’ And Suggest Saluting ‘Each Other Like Elon’ To Show Support
  7. Maybe we can just give him Poland or something.
  8. Looks more like a personal coach for Parker Livingstone.
  9. Those points aren’t very good.
  10. Your mom wore nothing at all last night.
  11. Went to 99 Ranch today.
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