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Chopper

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  1. A cnbc reporter live-posted Huckster-muSSk's all-hands. It was far more bizarre than the reports. here's a few but there's about 20 of 'em: "There's 7,000 satellites orbiting the earth and all they use is solar panels and a battery." Predicts 90% or more of power on earth will be "solar panels with batteries." He says, "My predictions have a pretty good track record." ...If there’s a good or service you want, you can just have it. Everyone in the world will be able to have anything they want." And he's talking about this as "sustainable abundance" enabled by AI and robotics. "Optimus is learning to walk and catch balls it's pretty cool." In a short time Optimus went from being an idea to being "the most sophisticated humanoid robot on Earth." Tesla has what others don't - "Our robot has a real brain! It's like Wizard of Oz Tin Man..." "I think there's an opportunity" he said to make a "supersonic" electric VTOL "jet." Maybe we'll do that! (Tantalizing the fanbois.) Brings up "hyperloop" again. Oh boy.
  2. Yes. In fact, Dealer trade-ins of Teslas are up 300% https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/general/tesla-trade-ins-are-at-an-all-time-high-edmunds-says/ar-AA1Bp9oQ Edmunds: found that March 2025 represents the “highest ever share” on record of Tesla trade-ins toward new or used purchases at dealerships. Teslas accounted for 1.4% of the cars traded in through March 15, up nearly 300% from the same month last year, when just 0.4% of trade-ins were Teslas.
  3. Also, again, on behalf of All Jews, I'd like to voice my disgust for Musk's idiocy and his wink wink to neo-nazis.
  4. As a leading spokesperson for US Jews, we're not taking the fall for this motherfucker.
  5. that doesn't include his brothers huge sale also Not a single Tesla insider who requires SEC reporting to buy or sell Tesla stocks has purchased it in the last few years.
  6. This is actually extremely ominous but you can (Anyone can) order one of these from temu or ali express for like $2k https://www.wired.com/story/drone-accessories-weapons-of-war/ also https://archive.is/WXyqy “The things that work at taking them down are machine guns, lasers, and massive jammers" Another approach under study would "involve targeting drones at the protocol and firmware level to commandeer them and cause them to land." Ukraine is working on an untethered ai controlled drone.
  7. I just couldn't recall who he was talking about. Moved from Austin about 7 years ago and I rarely see or hear his name anymore.
  8. other speech-blocking today over on xitter: muSSk is against protest
  9. Hey sure public schools and universities, public hospitals, medicare, the VA, social security and health safety and research are on the way to being decimated by our federal government but I just shot a deer so who gives a shit.
  10. This is a game-changer. It turns out that little Elon's only friends were Black slaves. And so, his dad says, it's a mystery how he turned out to be a racist flaming pile of shit.
  11. This approach risks hurting Elon's feelings and causing him to have another temper tantrum/crying session, but I say go for it.
  12. They'll use super glue this time. Sorry Elmer's.
  13. it looks like it's in 4 rural areas but I dunno
  14. That's an insult to lesbians with ringworm.
  15. Maybe the sales manager or team member unable to make their quota. There are no dealers for tesla.
  16. anti-musSSk attack ads to hit the teevee
  17. I regret to inform you that this credulous idiot is a White House special envoy for something or other/Middle East. I think he has one of the jobs from the famous Jerry Kushner's old portfolio.
  18. This is so true. If you've ever come across TADA in Texas, you know.
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