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Chopper

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  1. other speech-blocking today over on xitter: muSSk is against protest
  2. Hey sure public schools and universities, public hospitals, medicare, the VA, social security and health safety and research are on the way to being decimated by our federal government but I just shot a deer so who gives a shit.
  3. This is a game-changer. It turns out that little Elon's only friends were Black slaves. And so, his dad says, it's a mystery how he turned out to be a racist flaming pile of shit.
  4. This approach risks hurting Elon's feelings and causing him to have another temper tantrum/crying session, but I say go for it.
  5. They'll use super glue this time. Sorry Elmer's.
  6. it looks like it's in 4 rural areas but I dunno
  7. That's an insult to lesbians with ringworm.
  8. Maybe the sales manager or team member unable to make their quota. There are no dealers for tesla.
  9. anti-musSSk attack ads to hit the teevee
  10. I regret to inform you that this credulous idiot is a White House special envoy for something or other/Middle East. I think he has one of the jobs from the famous Jerry Kushner's old portfolio.
  11. This is so true. If you've ever come across TADA in Texas, you know.
  12. Good for Poland, Lithuania, Estonia and Latvia. "The Baltic states of Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania, which also left the Ottawa Convention, will likely follow soon."
  13. yes, a driver employed by the company, and all passengers must also be company employees
  14. Re muSSk's promise to be on the next one: It's a game. He'll never do it. Technically and philosophically, can there be a 'next one' if there hasn't been a first one? NO. also spotted in DC
  15. 1.4 billion USD is currently unaccounted for in swasticar's books. Occam's Razor says it's likely being hidden to boost operating cash flow when earnings are announced, although there are other potential explanations that may be legit. https://archive.is/JDOxP
  16. Interesting because it puts the focus on teSSla's tech vulnerabilities while muSSk is plucking the sensitive info of all americans for his ai vanity project. Seems likely the info came from a hack of the company. The site (which is definitely not***d o g e q u e (dot) st)*** doesn't list all individual owners though, just a few. https://www.forbes.com/sites/daveywinder/2025/01/23/tesla-hacked-4-times-in-one-day-what-you-need-to-know/ edit -misspelled doge above
  17. Whoa...Swasticar received approval today from California to operate its driverless taxi! Use current model year vehicle The only passengers must be Swasticar employees The vehicle must be driven at all times by a Swasticar employee; no driverless rides allowed. If things go well, they may eventually be allowed to drive members of the public around in a taxi with a Swasticar driver.
  18. cops found one undetonated molotov cocktail at the scene. https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/teslas-destroyed-attack-las-vegas-facility-1235298866/
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