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Chopper

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  1. 9 test flights 0 successful missions They haven't even tried launching with anything close to a full payload yet Successfully created euphemism for the catastrophic explosion and disintegration of their spacecraft $38 Billion taxpayer funds down the drain, and counting Fantana, are you illiterate? Are you the dude who was trying to get Shotwell to suck your dick?
  2. I have no idea why you'd make that strange accusation. Oh well. So close! (Right?) I'm sure the problems were very minor and they'll get 'em next time /s and lol at Reuters use of "speedy" for a project overdue and over-budget. edit - link https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/spacexs-starship-spins-out-of-control-after-flying-past-points-of-previous-failures/ar-AA1FBSAu and wth, for good measure
  3. I don't think you can call failing to achieve orbit and then blowing up a minor problem, sir.
  4. He said he'd be on "the next one to the moon." Which means never because 1. You can't be on the next one if there's never been a first one 2. Even still, there will never be a first one. 3. He's a liar. 4.
  5. Starship development sounds a lot like the cyberpanzer - this was published 6 days ago https://archive.is/EWE1n the tldr -
  6. Another Musk failure. The only thing that changes is his excuses.
  7. Overall EV sales in Europe are up by 33% year over year (for April). Tesla sales in Europe are down by 49% in the same period. Tesla sold just 7,261 vehicles in Europe in all of April 2025. https://electrek.co/2025/05/27/tesla-tsla-keeps-getting-worse-in-europe-despite-electric-car-sales-surging/
  8. Anyone have a non-paywalled version of the runners-up?
  9. Saw this in a Liverpool photo from yesterday
  10. I think many Brits will be more simpatico with Americans than you expect given how the far right has fucked up their own country.
  11. Billionaire sports team owners may be about to get an unanticipated jolt. Not sorry.
  12. It's a real shocker I know but aggy doesn't understand what Catch-22 means. edit - Oh that was in my editor from yesterday and left unposted. Here aggy is saying to applaud and recognize loathing bitter fan. Which sounds about right for them, eh. Proud of them for coming to terms.
  13. Last month they started putting Tesla's FSD into cargo ships. * Totally unverified ** /s *** seems plausible
  14. In totally unrelated news, the 2025 version of the Harris poll on brand reputation is out. Tesla was 95th out of the 100 firms polled. United Health, British Petroleum and Temu ranked higher. https://electrek.co/2025/05/23/tesla-ranks-under-unitedhealth-temu-bp-in-brand-reputation-poll-due-to-musk/
  15. OOPS! https://electrek.co/2025/05/23/tesla-full-self-driving-veers-off-road-flips-car-scary-crash-driver-couldnt-prevent/
  16. You want it to be fake therefore it is. You're a gd magician! OP has an explanation for not posting it for almost 3 months - as if that matters about its reality. You're fishing. edit - also unless you want to go interview people who post on reddit, stop complaining about "unvetted." What are you even talking about. This is surly. For all anyone knows you're an uber driver who often chauffeurs around recruits who give you inside info.
  17. Correction: Narrowly miss a direct hit.
  18. The latest version of FSD is doing amazing things. Watch how it smoothly handles a tree that stupidly jumped right into its way! https://www.reddit.com/r/TeslaFSD/comments/1ksa79y/1328_fsd_accident/
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