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Chips O'Toole

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Everything posted by Chips O'Toole

  1. Razzies are too prestigious for this garbage.
  2. I started playing DK while my kids were out of the house last week. That game is stupid fun.
  3. That's a great fucking joke.
  4. Klein is truly a marvel.
  5. Miami just absolutely cooking on offense, 5-1. Sucks for whoever comes out of the West, as they have to play them in top form in Miami.
  6. Is it on the shelf next to the Devil's Miracle Whip?
  7. Please let them try this. Let's just separate the dipshit class from team sanity with one simple litmus test.
  8. The producers got their villain in the finale. That elimination was so one-sided, that was like when they gave Fessy a freebie against Jordan (pole wrestle or whatever).
  9. My wife asked if her lower lip got a separate billing in the credits.
  10. Talarico is miles ahead of Allred. He has a strong social media presence aided by the fact that he is actually out there in front of people and is fantastic at arriving at a message. I will also add that I believe women are especially impressed by him which is a really big deal. Allred was vaporware until the DNC from what I remember.
  11. Amanda Peet would be incredible if she played Mace. She would nail the psychotic energy.
  12. This show is goofy as fuck, but they learned what not to do in season 1 which was entertaining but a mess. Season 2 is much more polished but still retains a lot of the messiness that made season 1 amusing. The feigning death when they get "shot" is so dumb and funny.
  13. Yeah, we finished last night. Definitely left me wanting more.
  14. The wife loves this show for some reason. I like it enough to stick with it, but it's pretty goofy.
  15. That's so embarrassing, if real. The real end of the world will be the chatbots logging off/ignoring the cripple-brained humans calling into the cybernetic abyss, pining after their lost companions.
  16. What a chaotic trainwreck that vote was. Nani getting so mad at everyone doing totally predictable strategic things in that scenario after she idiotically tried to make herself feel better by telling Aviv, that's the good shit. Elimination was dull and a complete let down after all that drama.
  17. That's gotta be a Gary Peterson work of art.
  18. We aren't even close to the climax of this inferno. It's going to get so much worse. Thoughts and prayers for your well-being if some mildly grotesque internet speculation about two adults having an affair is your tipping point.
  19. The FIFA Peace Prize is hilarious. Please put that cringe peace prize on your desk in the oval office, you embarrassing cankle-tot.
  20. This reminds me of a famous kids book... "If you feed a child a free meal, they are going to seize the means of production. If you give them the means of production, they are going to request Sharia Law." I think I have that right.
  21. I missed the game and yttv couldn't record it. If anybody gets a link to a replay, I would shower rep on them for a quote reply with the link.
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