Chips O'Toole

No grain. Just sparkling water infused with hops. Very floral and citrusy, no calories or carbs. It's amazing. Lagunitas Hop Refresher is my go-to. Doesn't feel or taste like beer, but if you liked IPAs, it definitely scratches an itch.

The unplugged controller metaphor is michelin star chef's kiss.

We're more effective in the attack, but the difference in the midfield is shocking. This team finally looks multidimensional in possession and Jamaica is absolutely outclassed in the middle third.

HEB actually has boneless turkey breasts that have already been pre-brined to some extent and are fantastic smoked. Requires pretty much no prep.

Witten as HC and Romo as OC. Masterstroke.

Pulisic already dicing this backline up, damn.

Yeah, well...how many usernames does he have?

Haha holy shit, just have your punter sling it it out on a 15 yard out right into coverage. Masterful.

I'm making the assumption myself that Selzer is more correct than these other dorks, but there is such a simple explanation for the misses if this ends in a blowout win for Harris. How long have we been watching this unfold and asking "How is this thing even close?" The pollsters adjusting and adding weight to the data in their models in order to "find" the hidden Trump voters that were missed in 2020 and 2016 are completely missing something that the electorate itself is observing in real time that is actually nullifying the hidden Trump vote. 1. Dobbs, obviously and most importantly 2. Trump in 2024 is the oldest, most unfit and unstable candidate of any if our lifetimes 3. Or 2b. The most hideous, tone-deaf, messy, insulting, hateful and clumsy campaign of my lifetime. This is not spiking the ball, it will still likely be very close in PA, NC, GA, AZ. But it's not hard to understand how all the stat geniuses could shit down their own legs in unison.

They couldn't get the ai image generator to make him stand up straight instead of that centaur pose?

Harris is obsessed with gender reassignment surgery for everyone, maybe even herself.

Can you invite an age group/ generational historian or scholar to come and give a presentation so we can stop having these Boomer/genX arguments seemingly across the entire board?

All the hands appear to be human.

I'm sure there are many that want Haley to step in and restore the party, but there is a great chance that she gets primaried in favor of a really shitty white dickhead.

Little ingredients like this combined with the PA registration fraud and sprinkled with Trump's cronies pushing for early voting...starts to resemble a recipe for full-on fuckery. I know I am being paranoid, but we can't pretend these people haven't been think-tanking ideas for how to actually steal an election over the last four years.

The Chelating Nutraceuticals is on my list of future band names.

I watched it on Max. It was utter nonsense, and Hartnett's performance was so incredibly off-the-mark, but it was so stupid that I enjoyed watching this piece of shit trainwreck unfold. But I also really enjoyed the Happening in the same way. The edible was certainly helping with the enjoyment. Raw dogging it is probably a bad idea.

Blue ran straight in front of that guy who came free.

Is this a confession? Did you election interference your brother-in-law into an early grave? Eh, I think that's forgivable. It's not like you had a private email server or anything that bad.

Holy shit, there really is going to be a horrible violent display some time between November and February, isn't there...

OH PLEEEEAAAASSSEEE be a hard "R", that would just really be swell, thx.

I think the trends are showing that Trump's people know they are not convincing or swaying any women or true independents/moderates and are focusing everything on turning out young male voters. If they can get a huge turnout with that demo, it gets very close, but that's also the toughest bloc to energize. But it explains some of the bizarre stuff like talking about dudes in the locker room appreciating the old white golfer's wang. Wait, no it doesn't explain that at all, but maybe they were pushing for him to say some macho shit and he translated that into "Get a load of that old dude's giant swinging johnson, he's a real man's man and we like that."

Holy shit. I've been hanging out with amateurs my whole life. What a waste.

Took 45 minutes to vote at Buda City Hall at lunch. I did my part.

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