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Chips O'Toole

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  1. Maybe instead of a touchback, it's a turnover at the spot of the fumble. Would be a little better but I agree that fumbling out of the opponent's end zone shouldn't go back to the offense.
  2. Need to get one of Elko's face on the Pop Tarts Bowl pop tart mascot.
  3. Yeah, I feel like whenever gyro drops a nugget like this, I might be able to use the info to acquire fuck you currency if only I could figure out wtf he is saying.
  4. That is quite a bit to unpack as usual. So that guy expected more from Sark in this recruiting cycle than a top 3 finish... So he has been expecting Texas to be #1 or #2 just by riding the momentum of getting into the playoff a mere 2 weeks prior to NSD? Good, not great. Top 3 finish is fine, call it a B+. Maybe next year tu can grab enough shithead 5-star future transfers to get an A grade from this genuis.
  5. We will need a Kermit OD'ing rep emoji if Jimbo actually manages to fail into a bigger job and then siphons more of aggy's dwindling melted milkshake.
  6. And there was once a story about Ketch hiding in the bushes to get a quote from Darrell Scott or some other recruit that didn't end up at Texas.
  7. There's a whole Trust the Hamm thread somewhere around here compiling all that dude's weird behavior and eventual ousting from the industries of college football recruiting and swimming pool cleaner sales and distribution.
  8. I'm like 95% sure this poem was penned by Chatgpt.
  9. I thought Holgorsen didn't pass the field sobriety test initial vetting process.
  10. Murphy in Klein's offense running power is laughable. Unless Klein saw his abilities up close and decided he may want to incorporate screen passes to the opposing team into the playbook.
  11. NOOOOOO! Not Bisontits! There goes the best cheap nickname-based laugh we've had in a while.
  12. Uhh I think she just started an only fans and some pics have leaked into that one belowdeckgirls subreddit. This is all stuff I just happened to hear from people in the checkout line at HEB which is still open if you need some jello salad-flavored potato chips or whatever.
  13. Rodemaker was concussed on that hit, 100%. His head whipped back and hit the ground with sickening amount of force, and his eyes looked like he had just left his body and was seeing the pearly gates. I am disgusted that he went back in that game.
  14. They still think the '22 class contains all the raw materials for a championship run, and they just needed to hire someone to keep it together and get a new OL coach. Oh and 2-3 championship-level OL in the portal which should be super achievable or whatever.
  15. "Hard to believe. So I won't believe it." should make its way into a thread title at some point. Holy shit, it might actually be too on the nose.
  16. Watched the first two. Not much fun was had.
  17. It sucks that we may not make the playoff even with a dominant win this week. If only we had beaten Okrahoma.
  18. This is pretty crazy even for them, but it sounds like they may be trying to assemble a coaching staff around a single recruiting class that was rife with character risks and future transfers and inflated by mercenaries at a couple of positions. They now view their team as "plug and coach" even after seeing the roster fall apart over two straight seasons with gaping holes across both sides of the ball. "Hey, that Ryan Day guy took over a tosu roster with a similar talent level, probably, and didn't miss a beat, we should see about getting him to do the same thing here for a little more money!"...checks salary..."or for the same money! Or less money but with some sweeeet incentives!"
  19. This thread is the MVP. Take your lap, imma.
  20. We watched this over the weekend. They next level fucked some peoples' lives up. I'm so confused when I see this shit. That dude doesn't seem charismatic at all, just a total fucking dick headed douche. How does he get these people to follow so blindly and make such horrible life-changing decisions?
  21. Kyle having a panic attack on the floor and blaming it on Natalya's volatile relationship with someone not even on the boat is peak attention queen. That shit was hilarious.
  22. That trophy case pic needs to be updated with a plaque for "Greatest ever recruiting class - 2022" right next to "World's Highest Ever Head Coach Buyout Amount - 2023".
  23. Knee. God fucking shit fuck.
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