Chips O'Toole

This lady's flustered exhalation is probably the most concise and perfect reaction to Maga bullshit I have encountered. Hilarious.

Might be worth calling anyway to see if they recommend a 3rd party site for that battery.

Owens' 5-star ranking was particularly memorable because he got a huge boost in the last rankings due to "NFL projectability" or some shit, and aggy lost their goddamn mind for like a month over it. It was hilarious.

New battery should fix it! Now just try and avoid shitty refurb batteries from China off Amazon. Ordering from Lenovo is the safe bet, it's hard to tell what you are getting with Amazon.

It won't POST, so I would highly doubt it is a drive issue. If it was a corrupt boot partition or failed drive, it should POST. I would say that means it is a problem with either power, video, motherboard, RAM or CPU. Power or motherboard are the most common points of failure in my experience. I would try taking the battery out and leaving it out, unplugging everything, and holding the power button down for like 30 seconds. It's a dumb catch-all step for discharging the current in all the internal components. Then plug it in but leave the battery out and try to power it on. It should be able to power on without the battery. If not, I suspect one of those 5 things has failed and it's up to you whether it's worth replacing components. Also, if it's not very old, check the warranty, some companies buy extended warranties that would cover faulty hardware. You might be able to get support if you called in and got a support rep who isn't that concerned about verifying your status with the company.

Yeah, I guess this was the oldest thread about it, but there is one that is actually active.

Mizzou DL looks so JV. Getting manhandled by this aggy OL is certainly a look.

Lol Moose Muhammad turns and shoves a ref right in the face and the red just takes it and doesn't throw a flag.

Pretty much this, it is worth watching for some of the outrageous scenes, but it doesn't have much going on outside of the silly sci-fi motifs and Sam Rockwell character.

He can still be Press Secretary if things go to plan.

If you close your eyes during the sentencing, it is being read by the honorable Judge Rob Heubel.

Guys, guys, why are we re-litigating the past when we should be focused on the future election where I'm certain none of this shit will happen all over again?

I mean, there was no reason to leap over a dude laying on his back there. I don't know anything about him, but that looks pretty shitty.

Carvey is still the best, that Biden was chef's kiss.

This team man, they get the ball in a dangerous position, send dudes forward, don't even get a shot off because reasons, and get torched in transition. 30 minutes from missing the playoffs 3/4 years with a pretty damn expensive roster. That's gotta be it for Wolff.

SEC just means more times you have to score the same TD.

I haven't heard "Those Were the Good Old Days" in probably 25 years. I really didn't appreciate his original songs nearly enough as a kid.

Same. I knew that he had lost the team last season, but wanted to see if he could pull something together with the new guys. He could not. This roster should not be struggling to score goals and get points.

Over/under on the number of times Trump mentions a Mexican food menu item? I'm thinking 4.5.

My MiL is so deeply invested in the horrors of lgbtq+ grooming and trans athlete outrage that I don't think she has any interest in economic policies or real shit. It's bizarre. Also, she refers to it as Marxism, which I gather is some broadened concept of cultural Marxism that I suspect may have originated from the Heritage Foundation propaganda.

Bukari creating some havoc and setting up Obrian for a goal in the last minute of the first half at LAFC. Weird game, Obrian playing the 10 I think instead of Driussi and having a pretty good game.

Vance may end up getting his face eaten more dramatically than anyone else in this whole nightmarish ordeal. He has no goodwill with any group without Trump, and he is setting any couch he can stick his dick in on fire. I don't know what that even means, but he will be all used up and discarded very soon.

Eww, but there's little doubt she is as feral in the sack as she is on Twitter.

Great call with the screen pass. Too bad it's coming back for a block in the back.

Reed got the start.