Chips O'Toole

I will 100% try this if it is a real thing.

Well I do have impeccable taste in everything.

Is Rao's fancy or something? I just tried some recently from HEB and it was pretty good, it was just the last brand that I bought so it was first on my mind. I should have said Kirkland or Stouffers.

HEB lasagna is just ok. I would much rather get Rao's or something..

Gary Peterson's brand of comedy is honestly the most brilliant thing out there in the political realm. It's just breathtaking, really.

Was Weigman a legit baseball prospect, or was that just Surly wishcasting? I remember people saying he was potentially a better baseball player than he was QB, and that given his injury history, he would be much better off going that route. If that is even remotely true, he has fucked up royally, as I don't see any chance he survives long enough to collect an NFL paycheck.

This nutcase Loomer was barely a blip to me a few months ago, and now she is everywhere trying to eat any and all the faces. I am perplexed, is this some intentional smokescreen or is she just careening off the reservation in a blaze of shitfire? Or is this normal MAGA behavior. All I know is we need a bunch more of those Gary Peterson photos of her.

BUT THE NYT POLL LAST WEEK SHOWS TRUMP AHEAD NATION-WIDE. JFC, they were even stirring panic on NPR this morning with that one single poll, that if IIRC, JS found was +3 R within the sample.

Saw the first episode. It's a tough watch for me due to the way they stage and script a lot of the conversations, but it is also has the potential to be a delightful train wreck. The Taylor chick is going to end up in a ditch, I'm afraid. Her emotional maturity is at about a 15-year old level, tops. It's going to be a hate-watch for sure, so far all of the girls are total nightmares. Also, they keep changing their hairstyles, so I can't tell them apart to save my life.

I think the question is, why hasn't imma been able to land an interview with the premier recruiting commitment photoshop specialist on the Surly Pod? He could ask him about his design choice to make every human face look like a bright red crypt keeper.

This road win will seem less impressive when Michigan falls out of the top 25 by the end of the year.

If a staffer told him that she used BleachBot to erase the hard drive, then he absolutely heard "Hillary poured acid into the computer to destroy the emails." And nothing anyone can say to him will change that mental image he created.

It's Ocean's 7-11 and it's awesome.

Yeah, that's a funny take on what I deemed to be an incident of "over-the-clothes" but pretty clear assault. That's the kind of thing that you can't really give a pass on at any point, there just can't be a grey area. Also...EMILY, GIRL..... BRAD???

Yeah my UFCU haven't worked well with those chip readers since day one. A checker once told me that it's better to slide it in very slowly, and since then I've had a much better time. That may not be how South Austin's mom likes it, but it works.

It's nice for us to benefit from a defensive blunder for once. That was great steal though, he probably didn't expect Bukari to be that quick.

Oh. My fuckin God that save by Stuver was insane.

It will be fun to watch her transform into Eric Stolz from Mask now that she's a female in the GOP.

Goal Gallagher! Ring with a beautiful diagonal ball on behind the defense to spring him. Great finish.

What is that dogshit foul on Bukari? The defender had the ball caught up between his legs, that's not a fucking foul, fuck.

Taxing unrealized capital gains sounds really bad which is why they chose it to be their big policy talking point this week. It didn't sound quite right to me, so I looked into it a bit. I'm not that savvy when it comes to this shit, but my take is anyone freaking out about it is either exponentially more wealthy than the people deciding this election or has been told to freak out about it and doesn't understand shit about fuck. Not only is there a massive cutoff for assets, it sounds like there is a liquidity requirement, possibly 80%, meaning that the unrealized gains are being borrowed against to effectively gain liquid capital while avoiding the steep capital gains taxes. This sounds like one of these band-aid attempts to patch a loophole that would be a pain in the ass for the corporate accountants for a year or so until they find a new weakness in the tax code to exploit. I agree with the concept of taxing loans on unrealized capital gains, but this idea is probably ineffective and a nonstarter on Congress. It's also not new, and Kamala hasn't to put anything out specifically in support of it. But it's absolutely a nada-burger for the any of the people complaining about it on Facebook or wherever.

Competitor, yes. Impressive, rarely. He has a humongous chip on his shoulder which gives him an edge in some things, but physically, he has been very mid in a lot of challenges. I don't remember which season it was, but there was a daily that was over water where he fucked himself up and gassed out trying to climb a rope that most of the girls were able to get up. The only time he looked impressive was War of the Worlds 2 when him and Cara managed to hold an alliance together the whole season and neither had to go in once I believe. They made it to the final with their shitty alliance where he, predictably, gassed out and cost his team the whole thing.

My friends girlfriend's wife's mom's girlfriend is tending the Biden clone daycare center at the DNC tonight and she saw the surprise guest and made me pinky swear not to tell anyone. Since it is only a couple hours away, I am breaking protocol to tell you that the surprise guest is Super Bowl Left Shark with a Tesla Powerball strapped to its back.

If they are going to eliminate 8 different people, they must feel the need to get those 8 some screen time before they get sent home. Not saying it is the best choice, but it does make some sense to me with this format and the amount of throwbacks they added. My main complaint is that the Cara/Laurel/Paulie drama fucking sucks balls, they should leave that shit on the all stars Challenge lite.

Courtney Loveseat?