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Chips O'Toole

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Everything posted by Chips O'Toole

  1. Huhhhh. Fucking pick the ball up dumbasees omg
  2. Sounds like a perfect situation for a lateral running play.
  3. Jesus, guys. It was all ass. It's all ass. The Falcons are horrible, this team lost convincingly. I will say the second fake punt decision was the direct result of seeing how the defense turned into absolute vapor on every single critical down.
  4. Falcons DBs went to the Todd Orlando school for dive-tackling.
  5. So rebuilding year?
  6. Oh yes this. My wife took the kids to her parents' house and I played music, video games and ordered takeout all weekend. It was the highlight of my year so far.
  7. Having to make amends with Norla for being too drunk is rock fucking bottom, holy shit.
  8. I don't think Mond is the type to quit on his team, but when he inevitably gets booed by these turdition mongers, he absolutely should opt out of the rest of their shitshow of a season.
  9. That would have gone for a TD if the QBs hands were a bit bigger.
  10. I joined my wife for the last few seasons of 90 day fiance and I enjoy some of it, but most of the people are so horrible it's hard to get through at times. Now Temptation Island is pretty much the perfect formula for trash tv to watch with the SO.
  11. Go fuck utepself.
  12. It's actually a good thing that he only weighs 165 right now since he is going to be backflipping over the entire defense every play.
  13. I would pay so much money if someone could somehow slip "cancer patient who played like a cancer patient" into the media guide.
  14. Is it cheese and hot sauce or mustard and ketchup? All 4?
  15. Oh wow, there was in internal mole hunt in the group chat? And they outed our woo as their fuccboi?
  16. LH94 is trying his best to summon CTJ out of bolivia.
  17. This is a long shot, but does anybody have a lead on where to get dumbbells right now? They are basically non-existent at stores and people are selling them for like $100 for the individual weights on craigslist. Not going to a gym has been weird, as I have been regularly using a gym at least 2x a week for 12 years or so. I have had to cut sugar and flour out of my diet completely since I gained a good amount of weight between March and June. I'm doing pretty good right now with jogging and insanity/HIIT indoors, but I am still missing some strength training I don't get with just pull-ups or pushups. Just a set of 20 or 25 lb dumbbells would allow me to do some weighted squats and lunges. I have resistance bands but those are pretty limited.
  18. This may make me an asshole, but I would rather steal money than be retarded.
  19. It was Malibu and Big Red to be exact. Was he also the coach that thought Cosmi was a horrible take?
  20. "Permanent recruiting stain" is probably how I would describe Looch if someone who didn't follow this nonsense asked "Hey what's the deal with that massive wad of wing-grease and facial pubes?"
  21. Chips O'Toole replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    Once again, not many people to like on this crew. The obviously pre-arranged fake interview and hiring of the new chef is really putting me off for future seasons. Sandy is terrible, Hannah is terrible and likely fired, Jess is worthless, Malia may be a Bravo puppet at this point, Pete was so bad he's not even allowed to speak on camera any more. Rob was ok at first, but him and Jess together are really cringey and gross. Alex seems fine. He is going hard after Bugs which is probably going to be annoying af in an episode or two. Hopefully Kiko bounces back from this, as he was set up to fail and was pulling it off up until the vegan crew destroyed his confidence.
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