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  1. Those guys look like 4 different AI-generated versions of Peruvian Rainforest Aaron Rodgers.
  2. DA: "And when you realized that the Defendant to your right was pulling on your arm, what did you do?" GATORUBET: "I sprayed his head with gasoline." DA: "And as you sprayed the Defendant's head with gasoline did you say anything to him?" GATORUBET: "Yes." DA: "What did you say?" GATORUBET: "I said 'I'VE GOT A LIGHTER... I WANT US TO DIE!!' " DA: "So you threatened self-immolation?" GATORUBET: "Yes." DA: "And what did the Defendant do when you threatened self-immolation?" GATORUBET: "He fled."
  3. He sounds similar to Mayor Larry Vaughn.
  4. Lakeboy should have yelled "I'VE GOT A LIGHTER... I WANT US TO DIE!!" Worth a shot.
  5. Added for accuracy.
  6. Seriously. That is incredible.
  7. We have a siren system in Lake Charles mainly to alert for plant emergencies but also tornado, flooding, etc. It pops off for testing every Monday at 12:15pm. If you hear it anytime other than Monday 12:15, it's time to get your shit together. They also just upgraded it last year to include recorded voice message capability. If fucking Lake Charles can do it I know Kerrville is capable.
  8. What an absolute nightmare. God bless everyone involved. I’m really at a loss for words.
  9. Bud check the thread, I never said a word about Eddie. I love 1984. I’m Jeff Fucking Spicoli. I only take issue with the Purple Rain diss.
  10. “Aged badly” does not compute. It’s an iconic synth sound (Linn LM-1) of the 1980’s. It is synonymous with peak Prince and is instantly identifiable by virtually every musician on the planet. It’s fucking awesome and should be played at ear-splitting volume. Baby I’m a Star = “aged badly”. Lol, holy shit…
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