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smuggs

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Everything posted by smuggs

  1. At some point along the way, someone once laughed at this nincompoop, and now he thinks that he's Jim Carrey. That person needs to have their ass kicked.
  2. @Derka let’s dig this thread out of the sands.
  3. The rocking side-to-side to ensure a shattered femur was tough, but fair.
  4. "Wut-wut-wut-wut are you schlervving him with?" "Wut-wut-wut-wut are you schlervving him with?" "Wut-wut-wut-wut are you schlervving him with?"
  5. smuggs replied to Sbbruin's topic in Music
    Shitty audio but great scene. RIP
  6. You knew this guy was about to fuck up the entire mezzanine when he took a size 10 to the chops with a big dopey smile on his face.
  7. Not a difficult maneuver with access to those wagons.
  8. “LOLOLOLOLOL !!!” - boytoy69
  9. This would be the Pina Colada song if it were rewritten for Y2K.
  10. @honolulu horn and I got to shake his hand while disembarking Greezed Lightnin' at Astroworld circa '92. Legend. RIP.
  11. What's incredible is that the police report and bodycam from the arrest has been public for 3 fucking years. I remember when it first hit TMZ. She was so wasted that she pissed on herself in the police car on the way to the station. How in the hell does Disney green light this in the first place?
  12. The best part is the big titty chick that gets clocked immediately stands up and throws a spinning front kick into the wind.
  13. smuggs replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
    The Titans are a bunch of twats. GTFO with that.
  14. I got Tactik 9” LED headlights from Quadratec, although right now they are showing temporarily out of stock and a current price of 650.00(?!) dollars. I got them two years ago for 475.00 I believe. Diode Dynamics has excellent gear so I’m sure their headlights would be fantastic. Along with the fog lights on my Jeep I also purchased some LED reverse light bulbs for my F150 years ago and they were a huge upgrade. Their stuff has been great for me.
  15. It's easy as hell. I replaced the OEM lights on my Gladiator in like 30 minutes with only a screwdriver. Plug and play, the only thing that takes a few minutes is unclipping/pulling off the grill. I also replaced my OEM fogs with some amber Diode Dynamics SS3's. Talk about upgrade - they cut through fog/rain like a scorching yellow laser beam through butter.
  16. Got his seat reclined back attempting to hide. What an absolute garbage bag of a human.
  17. The person that does JD’s girlfriend fucking kills me.
  18. "Mer-Man... MER-MAN!" Would be an awesome exchange with Skeletor.
  19. I remember bombing moguls at 15. Young, non-arthritic knees were awesome.
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