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smuggs

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  1. Is it a coyote or a mountain lion? The way it wrapped up the tackle looks pretty cat-like.
  2. The frontier was absolutely loaded with hot, well-kempt cougars.
  3. Understood. I just hope they aren't trying to flesh-out a backstory of some of JJ's dud characters, as a tie-in to the current timeline.
  4. Oh for fucks sake is the villain a knight of Ren. Ugh. Or maybe the Gimp.
  5. 1. Missed weight 2. Turned over 1.5 mm in purse 3. No belt 4. Juiced Total dipshit: https://www.espn.com/boxing/story/_/id/40066162/boxer-ryan-garcia-tested-positive-banned-substance-ostarine
  6. Schmitts Gay had Beautiful Girls by VH when originally aired. They replaced the song with a generic rock guitar track for subsequent airings and collections. Van Halen put the entire skit over the top IMO:
  7. I dig the idea of the red horn helmets but the color combo + the vent slots on the helmet makes it hard to see at first glance. Maybe adjust the colors so the design pops out there.
  8. This guy is equal parts Sol Rosenberg and Frank Rizzo.
  9. Cheers as a 15 seed absolutely qualifies as "dumbass shit seen on FB".
  10. Transcarpathic Hungarians is a fantastic band name.
  11. Beyonce would totally hop into the Gulf Coast casino circuit big leagues if she weren't such a scared poser.
  12. smuggs

    Colonoscopy

    Ouch. Yeah, I select the early AM probing so that afterwards I can roll up into the Waffle House with a Takeru Kobayashi mindset.
  13. smuggs

    Colonoscopy

    When is your procedure?
  14. "I said WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE HONEY IN HERE, BITCH?"
  15. The final scene would be pretty awesome with the gang driving in the Chrysler Concorde, listening to Hoobastank on their way to purchase Alicia Keys tickets.
  16. Many scholars forget that the fifth labor of Hercules was not only the cleaning of the Augean Stables in a single day, but also the systematic murdering of as many Bangladeshi rapists as possible.
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