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smuggs

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  1. My entry:
  2. That's how the Bucc-ee's guy watches you pee.
  3. Big Deodorant has decided it's time to dust-off the 20 year full body spray deodorizer campaign. If you're not spraying aluminized air freshener on everything from the insides of the elbows to the undersides of sexual organs then you're probably going to die.
  4. smuggs

    SXSW 2024

    In middle/highschool we would sneak onto Willie's set at night and look through the buildings. I've been gone from Austin for 12 years now- I had no idea they made it a concert venue.
  5. Rand Paul is upset at the potential suspension of his fleece vests and toupée vids.
  6. See any good holes out there?
  7. You can have my Rotary Wankel porn when you pry it from my dead carpal-tunneled hands.
  8. He had decade-spanning incredible hair.
  9. $100 says the Camel Clutch was at play here.
  10. Tundra TRD Pros are shipping with specific Toyota-spec'd Falken Wildpeaks that aren't holding up: https://www.motortrend.com/reviews/2023-toyota-tundra-trd-pro-yearlong-review-update-6-tire-test/ Longcat -
  11. Off the top rope!!! https://www.thedailybeast.com/ex-gop-congressional-candidate-and-former-wwe-wrestler-daniel-rodimer-is-wanted-for-murder
  12. Sonic's chili cheese prosti-tots are 1/2 price after 5pm on Tuesdays.
  13. Agreed. I always liked this one from the D&D soundtrack:
  14. A Sweeney/Daddario vehicle would probably rupture my scrotum. It’d be worth it.
  15. Growing up? You better believe I still hit the hamburger sandwich on the reg.
  16. This is superb.
  17. Topo Chico (Coca Cola) lowered the PFAS from 9.76 to 3.9 a year after that first CR test. I can't find any test results since 2021 though. Hopefully they have continued the downward trend. https://www.consumerreports.org/water-quality/topo-chico-cuts-pfas-levels-by-more-than-half-a4286812129/
  18. Bring back the SUPERBAR. You fuckfaces.
  19. One of my first music memories is riding around Houston with my mom running errands in the family van, listening to "Hard Egg Tonight" by the Eagles.
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