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smuggs

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Everything posted by smuggs

  1. Going tonight. Pumped.
  2. Mini-split is the answer. It will resolve the frozen pipe issue and condition your garage for year-round drinking. Do not underestimate the awesomeness of a ~70 degree garage in the middle of August.
  3. I thought most navy on navy incidents involved super horny pant dropping.
  4. I enjoyed the Superman Returns trailer with the Brando voice-over. Another example of great trailer/shit film.
  5. My body is ready.
  6. smuggs replied to smuggs's topic in Music
  7. My high score on Captagon is 1,272,800. Come at me bro.
  8. Years ago I saw a lady get her nose rearranged by a flying piñata stick at my buddy's kid's birthday party when a little fella swung for the fences and it slipped out of his hands. I've trained my wife and kids to keep their heads on a swivel like they're sitting row 1 down the 3rd base line when that fucking piñata starts bouncing.
  9. I want a t-shirt that says "Revitalize Okinawan Karate."
  10. Must have flown off the track at the #5 turn of Rainbow Road. Or took a Thwomp to the head on Bowser's Castle.
  11. I bet there’s good traceable DNA all over that sack.
  12. Vid of him on a call before the shooting. Somebody's about to get served a no-knock visit.
  13. With the clothing and pack discrepancy - the PD isn't claiming all of the surveillance pics are from the day of the shooting. Those smiling pics could be from a different day and/or different part of the city. Hence the change in bag and outerwear. The cops already think he was staying at a hostel on the Upper West Side.
  14. Are you saying the Citibike Scraper did this?
  15. Disgruntled wife-banger? We need expert analysis from @Steel Shank
  16. smuggs replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    Jesus H Ali Larter is Chernobyl meltdown hot.
  17. Ole Jackal is carrying a Peak Design. Nice pack, I've got the 30L travel pack and the 65L travel duffelpack. Love them.
  18. Yeah. If NY loses to Miami this weekend their playoff chances are officially 100% gone. They don't appear to want Rodgers around next year so it seems like a forgone conclusion that they bench him, unless he has a great game but they find some other way to lose.
  19. It's gonna be laughable when he gets benched, by the fucking New York Jets, for Tyrod Taylor before this airs.
  20. I dated an aggy many, many moons ago. She was a skeleton witch.
  21. This big ass 4-door honk doesn't scream 'Derelicte' to me.
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