Jump to content

smuggs

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    3954
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by smuggs

  1. He recovered enough to become a DoorDash driver. Did some reaction videos under the name Dan S. Delivery and played in some poker tournaments. Someone posted on one of his Facebook pages "RIP" in April but I can't confirm that. His last post on his most active page was in April. He died. Stern had him on the show and that's how he got lined-up with a surgeon to finally get it removed. Howard did an obit for him when he passed away months later.
  2. "The McDonald's Big Mac is not a hamburger, but rather a hand-held food item consisting of two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions on a sesame seed bun."
  3. The twerk vid needs to be a few minutes longer. For research.
  4. smuggs

    "Okay then."

    “Son, you’ve got a panty on your head.”
  5. Kiwi horror/comedy by the guy who directed M3GAN. I enjoyed the hell out of it:
  6. RIP. I hope Paulie is up there with his 72 robots.
  7. My backyard has looked similar after a 4th of July banger. "I'll take 'Missile-Proof Red Hatchbacks' for $400, Alex."
  8. It's not an interception if it strikes the ground.
  9. Saw Run The Jewels at the Hollywood Palladium on Sat night. Surprise open by Tenacious D. They didn’t perform but DJ’d a mega mix with everything from Public Enemy to REO Speedwagon. Jack Black intro’d RTJ as well. It was fun as hell: IMG_7552.mov
  10. Shortly after the birth of our first daughter, my wife's friend and her husband from Colorado flew in to visit us and "see the baby". My wife and I were in zombie-mode, getting zero sleep while taking shifts with an infant all night. That didn't stop our guests from spending the whole weekend on our back deck boozing, smoking weed and rolling out of bed at 11am. At one point during the visit, homeboy spots a daddy long legs on our porch and promptly lets us know that daddy long legs are the most venomous spider on the planet but alas - their fangs are too small to inject that ultra deadly venom. I told him that was the dumbest old wives' tale in existence, not to mention the particular creature we were observing was not even a true spider. He put up a half-assed stoner argument but obviously couldn't produce any specific details to prove his point. Anyway - the night before they were to fly home a breaking NBC News alert pops up on TV, and then President Obama tells us that Osama Bin Laden is dead. Before Obama even continued on with his next sentence, both Cheech and Chong immediately start in with "Lol, what a load of bullshit. He's a liar. No fucking way Bin Laden is dead." I couldn't believe the speed at which these two imbeciles heard that first statement, processed and then straight-faced determined it to be some kind of grand hoax. I asked them if they were serious, to be sure, and they said yes. So I said, "that's even dumber than the world's most venomous spider bullshit." They wound up getting divorced a few years later so that was the last time I ever saw the husband. I've only seen her friend a handful of times since and she doesn't really talk to me beyond pleasantries. And as far as I know Osama Bin Laden hasn't been spotted grabbing Starbucks anywhere.
  11. Ok I can work with this.
  12. "Emotional Runaway Brisket" probably needs to be fleshed-out with some lyrics.
  13. I thought they were a football team from Minneapolis.
  14. There are 304 uses of the word "like" in that transcript. Mind-numbing for even Jeff Spicoli to read...
  15. smuggs

    First 2 hours of MTV

    We didn’t get cable in hour house until 1989 so besides consuming hours of MTV while staying at friends houses, my main source of music videos throughout the 80’s was via Friday Night Videos.
  16. I smell an OnlyFans page in the oven. "My Fucking Pillow".
×
×
  • Create New...