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smuggs

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    First 2 hours of MTV

    Liquid Television FTW.
  2. Can Vinny Testaverde pass a physical?
  3. After more than 30 years in the workforce I can state this as fact, with confidence: People of all races treat the office shitter differently than the shitter in their own home.
  4. Folks that are hauling junked/scrapped vehicles down the interstate (to Mexico I guess?) in 100% laughably dangerous Beverly Hillbillies caravans. I live on I-10 and I see them daily. Toyota 4Runners pulling 3-4 junked Toyota Tacomas that are daisy chained ass-to-mouth rolling down I-10. Yesterday between Baton Rouge and Lake Charles there was a 20ft box truck that was in a serious bind, towing a rollback truck with an old Silverado strapped on the deck, with a fucking Sea-Doo strapped down and half hanging out of the bed of the Silverado. How is this legal? It was a Final Destination scene waiting to happen.
  5. Whatever setup you decide, include a set of TRX straps and an anchor. 50+ exercises using only leverage and your own body weight.
  6. Counterpoint: You'll get more frequent table visits from Wilhelmina, Queen of Beer Wenches.
  7. We’re putting sack on OU’s face, second year in a row. Fuck those taints.
  8. This same defensive scheme was employed by Meth Golfer.
  9. I often have this exchange with myself while looking in the mirror on game days.
  10. Take me down to the Carl’s Jr. quickly Where the titties are large and the burgers are aplenty!
  11. This is like the APD Booking thread only with Laker Girls.
  12. I believe we've got a former pageant competitor here:
  13. Both. Shitty photoshop is in the true spirit of the thread, the site and the entire internet, IMO.
  14. Y'all really want this guy trying to hit an enclosed box from 30+ yards out?
  15. Or they could simply mount a laser device that shoots vertically off the top of each goal post. Ball breaks the plane = no good.
  16. It’s that stretched-out piss belly from popping out 4 kids before 25. Thing looks like the Spalding Pro-Grip that’s been sitting out in the weather in the corner of my driveway for the last 4 months.
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