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smuggs

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  1. My high score on Captagon is 1,272,800. Come at me bro.
  2. Years ago I saw a lady get her nose rearranged by a flying piñata stick at my buddy's kid's birthday party when a little fella swung for the fences and it slipped out of his hands. I've trained my wife and kids to keep their heads on a swivel like they're sitting row 1 down the 3rd base line when that fucking piñata starts bouncing.
  3. I want a t-shirt that says "Revitalize Okinawan Karate."
  4. Must have flown off the track at the #5 turn of Rainbow Road. Or took a Thwomp to the head on Bowser's Castle.
  5. Vid of him on a call before the shooting. Somebody's about to get served a no-knock visit.
  6. With the clothing and pack discrepancy - the PD isn't claiming all of the surveillance pics are from the day of the shooting. Those smiling pics could be from a different day and/or different part of the city. Hence the change in bag and outerwear. The cops already think he was staying at a hostel on the Upper West Side.
  7. Disgruntled wife-banger? We need expert analysis from @Steel Shank
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    Landman

    Jesus H Ali Larter is Chernobyl meltdown hot.
  9. Ole Jackal is carrying a Peak Design. Nice pack, I've got the 30L travel pack and the 65L travel duffelpack. Love them.
  10. Yeah. If NY loses to Miami this weekend their playoff chances are officially 100% gone. They don't appear to want Rodgers around next year so it seems like a forgone conclusion that they bench him, unless he has a great game but they find some other way to lose.
  11. It's gonna be laughable when he gets benched, by the fucking New York Jets, for Tyrod Taylor before this airs.
  12. I dated an aggy many, many moons ago. She was a skeleton witch.
  13. This big ass 4-door honk doesn't scream 'Derelicte' to me.
  14. The capital G amongst all the other lower case letters drives me nuts. /OCD
  15. I remember when I could self sack at least twice.
  16. Yeah. Tyson was washed up 20 years ago. Assuming this isn't a fictional contest, the chances he can chase down a 27 year old for an extended period of time are slim to none.
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    Amelia

    It's rocks. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14047847/Amelia-Earhart-missing-plane-DASHED-Sonar.html
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