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smuggs

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  1. It’s that stretched-out piss belly from popping out 4 kids before 25. Thing looks like the Spalding Pro-Grip that’s been sitting out in the weather in the corner of my driveway for the last 4 months.
  2. Should totally bring it back for a game. Blow the goddamned doors off the place.
  3. "Beetleboobs..." "Beetleboobs..." "BEETLEBOOBS !!!"
  4. Book of Whoremon.
  5. Hook ‘em fuckin Horns!
  6. I believe the free E-Meter reading is administered anally in the penitentiary.
  7. I like how Karen Bear gave him a smack to think about before he left. ”Fuck you… I’m leaving, but fuck you.”
  8. Lol, they still haven't figured out how to get out of my taco. SAD!
  9. Fuckin A.
  10. Herb looks like an exquisite porcelain doll.
  11. I think we need a pipe-laying fact check from @Steel Shank regarding maximum crotch load forces.
  12. Coonass royal family. You should see the crawfish house.
  13. Perhaps Mitch just temporarily spaced-out while reminiscing about this Narvel Felts jam.
  14. The higher the building the more exposure to wind and flying debris. Windows definitely need a stout (not just decorative) storm shutter system and exterior doors need to be multi point locking.
  15. I wouldn't stay in any building that is direct beachfront. That is just an insane amount of exposure to wind and water. Our building is 3 story, structural steel frame with filled CMU walls and 1 3/4" plaster and cast stone exterior. Hurricane-rated windows with shutters and a slate tile roof on metal deck. It is a beast although Laura had it rocking and rolling. We're on the banks of Contraband Bayou in Lake Charles - waterfront but ~30 miles inland from the gulf. Day before / morning after:
  16. And this is spot-on. Being fit and able to handle sweltering heat. Lifting/moving heavy shit. Running power tools. Running a chainsaw. The most important items in the immediate aftermath were drinking water, our Weber Genesis and a couple of propane tanks, my Yeti 65 and a supply of ice. And baby wipes... holy fuck baby wipes are a Godsend.
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