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smuggs

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  1. Wordle 531 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  2. smuggs

    Kanye

    This is like Britney Spears with the shaved head going at the pap's car with an umbrella. Only with more Jew hatred. And less titties.
  3. Christ. Wordle 530 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  4. Little Mac took a hard shot, immediately recovered and delivered the goods there.
  5. 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard 2x2 cover formation.
  6. The idea of Margorie dropping moist, pungent ass-wind in a pair of thick cotton underwear has my upper lip sweating and not in a good way.
  7. I doubt he even realized he had left a round at the scene. He certainly didn't realize his gun already had a round in the chamber when he racked it in front of the girls, like a real tough guy does in the movies... Also the cops didn't question him about a gun when they originally interviewed him in 2017.
  8. Feels good after yesterdays debacle. Wordle 529 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  9. So they linked an unfired .40 caliber round from the crime scene to a Sig the guy had in his house (meaning the stupid cocksucker racked his weapon to scare them but he already had a round in the chamber). Also revealed one of the girls said "gun" in the video they recorded as he approached them. He admitted to being at the bridge at the time of the murders when he was initially interviewed in 2017, and that multiple witnesses saw him there as well... Sounds like they knew this dude was the perp and have been watching him this whole time, although I'm not sure why they didn't move on the gun angle sooner. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/bullet-found-bodies-2-indiana-teens-delphi-killings-linked-suspects-gu-rcna59235 Police report:
  10. Wordle 528 X/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩
  11. Wordle 527 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  12. This asshole had to be drenched head-to-toe in blood. Surely they got some fingerprints, shoe print somewhere. Like pops said above, I can’t believe they don’t have a suspicious person/vehicle on a Ring cam somewhere in the neighborhood at 2-3am in the morning.
  13. Just slammed 2 Enchiritos and 3 tacos. My taste buds think it's 1996 but my colon knows it's 2022.
  14. Wordle 517 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  15. This one is pretty great too. "If we weren't in public, my balls would be out right now."
  16. I have my 8 year old stand in the turning lane of Bee Caves with a sign the reads "I'm a fucking cockface" all the time. Never had a problem.
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