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smuggs

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  1. It's called the Golden Nugget Lake Charles. Even includes fat drunk guy in the pic.
  2. You would think that given ~170 million years, these dildos would have developed the ability to crack a fucking egg like every other sane creature on this planet.
  3. I do enjoy when they talk about how fast and who Beth/Stefanie will be fucking after Howard and Ronnie die.
  4. I was always annoyed that when adjusting the time coordinates to warn Doc of his impending death, Marty feels that "10 minutes oughta do it." Motherfucker, give yourself a few hours and maybe hit Orange Julius before the mall closes.
  5. That’s a 3rd gen Taurus my friend. I drove one for a couple years, although mine was in the highly sought-after “tan” color way.
  6. I love my Bugout. I got the CF elite model and added a titanium backspacer for a little extra weight in the handle to balance it out. I originally got it to carry in my shorts for the summer but it's my year round knife now. Disappears in the pocket.
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    Ah shit. Matthew Sweet had a stroke. Godspeed, sir: https://deadline.com/2024/10/matthew-sweet-stroke-1236156672/
  8. Seconded. I was 5, scared the shit out of me. I have it on DVD. It still holds up - the grain elevator scene is legit. Dark Night and the OG Salem's Lot are the scariest made for TV movies of all time, imo.
  9. Lol. Bring me an Enchirito, a crunchy 6-pack with a large Mountain Dew, and E. Honda. I’ll whip that Russian ass all night long.
  10. That's a fucking tough decision. But I'll tell you this - I'm going to Radio Shack before the show to look at stereos.
  11. Peel the veneer on each side back a little, squirt some wood glue in there, put one of your clamps on it for 24 hours and let it ride.
  12. Dubuque Funicular Ride is a solid song title.
  13. Halftime Report: Brent Venables is definitely a bus station skank.
  14. Unrelated but I'd like to see a 3-part reboot of Silver Bullet (Cycle Of The Werewolf). Take it serious, conventional FX and make it scary/gory AF.
  15. This would have been much better in a 3-part installment plan. Hustled way too quickly and sloppily. Bummer.
  16. I love Pirates but a Disney "imagineered" Apocalypse Now log flume sounds fucking awesome.
  17. I remember watching the car accident episode (on re-runs) when I was a kid and it freaked me out. What I didn't know was that a few years later in '88 we would receive the same exact news about my own Dad. I managed to catch the episode a few months ago on a Good Times marathon and it brought back some heavy shit. Good Times was a great, great show. RIP.
  18. Ah god damn it. Thank you for fucking everything. RIP.
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