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smuggs

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  1. Small Foretaste is a great band name.
  2. "Triantaphyllis" sounds like a prescription drug to treat moderate to severe plaque psoriasis.
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  4. Ah god damn it.
  5. 53 years old, worth half a billion, boozing at Squid Roe? What a dipshit. https://www.tmz.com/2023/01/02/dana-white-wife-drunk-fight-slap-new-years-eve-nightclub-cabo/
  6. I bet he feels so dirty when they start talkin' cute.
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  8. I've watched this no less than 30 times and it's mesmerizing. Was he trying to slide down the handrail? "I'll take Bad Stunt Ideas For 400 lb. Humans for $600, Alex."
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  10. smuggs

    RIP Terry Hall

    Dolphin tank Wiedlin would have gotten it.
  11. smuggs

    RIP Terry Hall

    One of, if not the greatest song of the 80s. RIP.
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  13. Non-squatch Badlands, correct? Love it.
  14. And let's not forget, like our boy Pictus above - more than a small percentage of them are struggling against a secret fascination for thick, sweaty cock.
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  16. That's pretty good control to be able to jizz on command at a Walmart. I'd have a hard time dropping a load on the spot while perusing the Hamburger Helper selection.
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  18. This is fantastic. Blistering twerk-to-scrap in the blink of an eye, game 7 style. I hope these girls hashed it out and had a drink together later on.
  19. ugh. Wordle 543 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. I cannot fucking wait for this.
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