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smuggs

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  1. ^ My favorite Beastie Boys shirt from the Check Your Head Tour.
  2. Wordle 457 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  3. Good fucking lord you've got to be kidding me. Wordle 454 X/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩
  4. Wordle 453 4/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  5. Wordle 452 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  6. “Down there care” with Cottonelle toilet paper. Two coyly smiling young people on a couch, scooting closer, ready to shed clothing and probe each other’s genitals for the first time. ”Before we go any further, excuse me just for one sec… I need one final attempt to wipe the crust off of my filthy balloon knot before you go sniffing around back there.”
  7. Wordle 451 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  8. Wordle 450 X/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩
  9. Depends. How much time do I have?
  10. Goddamn my first play there would have been a strong to quite strong dip of the toast into those beans.
  11. Just set this in the corner. Behind a hastily constructed barrier involving a shower curtain.
  12. That's a porn star name if there ever was one.
  13. Wordle 447 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  14. Really wish they would do The Amazing Spider-Man 3 with Andrew Garfield. Pick up right where No Way Home left off.
  15. Wordle 446 5/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. Wordle 444 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. That vermin doesn't have a chance in hell against the real Scorpions.
  18. Wordle 444 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. Wordle 440 3/6 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. This dwarven Mickey Mouse ho screaming about milk. And they run the commercial back-to-back so you get to hear her fucking shriek two times in a row, WTF.
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