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smuggs

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  1. Wordle 500 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  2. If the murder charges don't stick I'm sure there's a chin pube statute that applies here.
  3. Letter fishing on 3. Wordle 499 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  4. Yep. Also, the werewolf GOAT is quite fun, albeit pretty heavy in the end:
  5. Jonah Hill throws hammers.
  6. On the bright side - you've been prepping for the 'lots of small meals' routine with your badass sunset charcuterie boards. Hang in there man you got this.
  7. "About to shit pants and lights keep turning red" should be included.
  8. I have complete faith that Fox Sports will manage to push the boundaries of the TV-douchebag continuum.
  9. I saw them in Denver this July. Mick ambled around stage at nursing home speeds and he was almost never broadcast on the big screens like Vince, Tommy and Nikki. They would only show close-ups of his hands while playing. Dude could still shred, though.
  10. It's gonna be great when Fox signs him and we have to sit and listen to this dolled-up cocksucker toss football word salads every Saturday morning.
  11. smuggs

    Kanye

    It's going to take months for TJ Maxx staff to sift through their complex piles-on-the-floor inventory system to filter out all of the Kanye-related merchandise.
  12. I was also strong enough not to Jill myself as a young teen. Jacking myself, though? Whole different ballgame.
  13. Wordle 496 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  14. smuggs

    Kanye

    Don’t fuck with my GOwalk Archfit Slip-Ins, Kanye.
  15. Wordle 494 3/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. Haha, ah fuck it all anyway. Wordle 493 X/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. Wordle 492 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  18. I can't watch the video, just the stills make my blood pressure go up. Throw the book at these fucking pieces of garbage.
  19. Jesus Christ my colon would be laying on the side of the road if I ate enchiladas with this type of frequency.
  20. I bet she had cubs nearby. That cat looked pissed off. Also a Glock 27 as a sidearm for big game hunting - have fun getting your face removed when a mama bear comes around.
  21. Wordle 489 2/6 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  22. Bonehead move on #4 damn it. Wordle 488 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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