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smuggs

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  1. @Steel Shank to the white courtesy phone.
  2. "'Jerking off?' I don't even know what that is. What is that? A penis? What is a penis? Is that my penis? Oh, that is my penis? Then let me ask you this - if that is my penis then why would I ever want to 'jerk it off'? God created man with a penis. He 'sposed to have a penis and under no circumstances should a man ever try to jerk his penis off. It don't make no sense..."
  3. Wordle 487 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  4. I don't like all of the damage, grime and detail they've added to his mask in these reboots. I get what they are trying to achieve but it's just not as creepy looking. This guy's simple store-bought mask is more faithful to the OG and looks 10X better than the studio film, IMO.
  5. Lina's grown her awesome curly hair out and it get's my motor running.
  6. Wordle 486 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  7. @Vic Mackey do you have a JWS update? I'm sure he's brimming with fall cheer now that Old Man Winter is knocking at his door.
  8. Wordle 485 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  9. My first concert. My parents took me to see him at the Erwin Center in '82. Rocky Mountain High is an all-timer.
  10. I blame years of unchecked endless snow crab legs at Red Lobster.
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  12. They left off the purple ninja turtle.
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  14. That was rough. Wordle 480 5/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  16. 212 degrees: https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/kidspost/scientists-solve-mystery-of-bombardier-beetles-hot-toxic-spray/2020/07/02/b0149ea4-badd-11ea-bdaf-a129f921026f_story.html
  17. Yikes. Wordle 478 5/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  18. Brett should have gone with "Aggony".
  19. I enjoyed Evil-Lyn's MILFyness and you know Skeletor's not delivering the goods.
  20. Or maybe Orcas just fucking despise Christopher Cross.
  21. "Saturday Approacheth."
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