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smuggs

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  1. The tree guy dispatched by bees while suspended from a rope in Tarrytown a few months back was pretty wild. https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/landscape-worker-dies-after-central-austin-bee-attack/
  2. Fuck this goddamned game. Wordle 422 X/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟨🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩
  3. Wordle 419 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  4. smuggs

    Getting old sucks

    Left me with about 60% hearing loss and a hearing aid in my left ear.
  5. smuggs

    Getting old sucks

    The second one sucks ass. I got shingles in my left ear last summer though - I'd take five 2nd round shingles shots in my dickhole before going through that again.
  6. Don't forget the pisser.
  7. Might put a damper on her extramarital tantric Crossfit fuckfests, though.
  8. Wordle 417 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  9. I'd eat it but I'd need to take an anti-diarrheal no later than the end of the national anthem.
  10. Wordle 416 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  11. There's a new bunghole deodorant for this. /Fuck this commercial thread
  12. What a monster, monster jam. Fuck.
  13. Ah damn it. One of the all time hottest.
  14. That's a sweet-ass pair of boots for each one of those kids right there.
  15. This makes zero fucking sense. "Ok guys - I thought our offer was quite reasonable but Genesis declined, so let's pay Asia to perform In Too Deep on this Kotex campaign."
  16. First day back from a 2 week vacation. Oof. Wordle 415 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. Wordle 394 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  18. Yeah the scale screws me up big time. I hit all over the Arabian peninsula before guessing Kuwait, then Jordan, finally Iraq in 6. I wish they would modify the proximity percentage - maybe color the text in red when your guess shares a border to the target.
  19. Roxanne at full volume takes this one to 11.
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