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smuggs

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  1. Eating Popeye's before boarding the 1:20pm to Milwaukee is riskier than challenging the security guard who uses his own skull as a weapon.
  2. BOGUS! @immamac kill this with fire please.
  3. Wordle 471 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  4. Wordle 468 3/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  5. smuggs

    RIP Coolio

    Ah shit. RIP. Fantastic song:
  6. Just for the day, I’m visiting my brother in LA. We rented a cart and went up to the botanical gardens, then went down and took a swim at Descanso Beach. There was a DJ blowing it up and a big ass wedding was being set up at the club there so we sat at the bar and ate lunch/watched the hot women roll in. Twas a relaxing time indeed.
  7. Yeah, about to catch the ferry back. It’s been about as perfect of a day as you can get. Beautiful over here.
  8. @Sbbruin you out here somewhere?
  9. Wordle 459 4/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  10. Damn it, fumbled on my second guess. Wordle 458 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  11. ^ My favorite Beastie Boys shirt from the Check Your Head Tour.
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  13. Good fucking lord you've got to be kidding me. Wordle 454 X/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩
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  16. β€œDown there care” with Cottonelle toilet paper. Two coyly smiling young people on a couch, scooting closer, ready to shed clothing and probe each other’s genitals for the first time. ”Before we go any further, excuse me just for one sec… I need one final attempt to wipe the crust off of my filthy balloon knot before you go sniffing around back there.”
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