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smuggs

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Everything posted by smuggs

  1. And let's not forget, like our boy Pictus above - more than a small percentage of them are struggling against a secret fascination for thick, sweaty cock.
  2. Wordle 545 3/6 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  3. That's pretty good control to be able to jizz on command at a Walmart. I'd have a hard time dropping a load on the spot while perusing the Hamburger Helper selection.
  4. Wordle 544 3/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  5. This is fantastic. Blistering twerk-to-scrap in the blink of an eye, game 7 style. I hope these girls hashed it out and had a drink together later on.
  6. ugh. Wordle 543 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  7. I cannot fucking wait for this.
  8. Wordle 542 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  11. He says he's "happy to be home"? In Los Angeles?
  12. Wordle 537 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  13. Dude was a boss. The HBO team with Lampley, Larry Merchant, Foreman and/or Emanuel Steward, Harold Lederman on the cards, Buffer on the mic and Mills Lane in the ring is one of the most hilarious broadcasting crews of all time. It was like watching a group of Looney Tunes characters assemble to call a fight. Pretty good pic of him and Tyson from awhile back. RIP:
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  15. smuggs replied to Burt's topic in Daily Texan
    New surly motto. Hang in there, Bruin.
  16. I appreciate that his steroid confession/apology is delivered shirtless.
  17. I can't wait to see which kind of plaid suit and sneaker ensemble they put him in. I hope he and Brady Quinn get on the same page with the lipstick shades so no one gets embarrassed.
  18. "Hey guys - while this relationship isn't a violation of company policy, and our ratings for GMA are through the roof right now because of it, I've decided we probably need to take these two morning show 'journalists' off the air." TV networks are so fucking stupid.
  19. The salad bar GOAT.
  20. Mad About Drag Show is my favorite Belinda Carlisle song.
  21. smuggs replied to retread's topic in Hobbies
    Nice. I love the Spydie compression lock.
  22. You might want to proactively review any "eating of neighbors" verbiage in your HOA covenants.
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