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smuggs

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  1. Don't forget the pisser.
  2. Might put a damper on her extramarital tantric Crossfit fuckfests, though.
  3. Wordle 417 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  4. I'd eat it but I'd need to take an anti-diarrheal no later than the end of the national anthem.
  5. Wordle 416 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  6. There's a new bunghole deodorant for this. /Fuck this commercial thread
  7. What a monster, monster jam. Fuck.
  8. Ah damn it. One of the all time hottest.
  9. That's a sweet-ass pair of boots for each one of those kids right there.
  10. This makes zero fucking sense. "Ok guys - I thought our offer was quite reasonable but Genesis declined, so let's pay Asia to perform In Too Deep on this Kotex campaign."
  11. ...3 tons of him.
  12. First day back from a 2 week vacation. Oof. Wordle 415 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  13. Wordle 394 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  14. Yeah the scale screws me up big time. I hit all over the Arabian peninsula before guessing Kuwait, then Jordan, finally Iraq in 6. I wish they would modify the proximity percentage - maybe color the text in red when your guess shares a border to the target.
  15. Roxanne at full volume takes this one to 11.
  16. I went the vowel elimination route:
  17. Question about Worldle:
  18. Wordle 391 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. Jesus I can’t believe I forgot Scoob.
  20. "Until you’ve been in life and death situations you don’t know how you’ll handle it." "Until you’ve been in life and death situations you don’t know how you’ll handle it." "Until you’ve been in life and death situations you don’t know how you’ll handle it." "Until you’ve been in life and death situations you don’t know how you’ll handle it." "Until you’ve been in life and death situations you don’t know how you’ll handle it." "Until you’ve been in life and death situations you don’t know how you’ll handle it." "Until you’ve been in life and death situations you don’t know how you’ll handle it." "Until you’ve been in life and death situations you don’t know how you’ll handle it." "Until you’ve been in life and death situations you don’t know how you’ll handle it." "Until you’ve been in life and death situations you don’t know how you’ll handle it." "Until you’ve been in life and death situations you don’t know how you’ll handle it." "Until you’ve been in life and death situations you don’t know how you’ll handle it." "Until you’ve been in life and death situations you don’t know how you’ll handle it." "Until you’ve been in life and death situations you don’t know how you’ll handle it." "Until you’ve been in life and death situations you don’t know how you’ll handle it." "Until you’ve been in life and death situations you don’t know how you’ll handle it." "Until you’ve been in life and death situations you don’t know how you’ll handle it." * Repeated 17 times for the seventeen heavily armed police officers in that elementary school hallway. GTFO with this nonsense.
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