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smuggs

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  1. If I haven't posted anything by October 18th, send a Surly posse to Orlando.
  2. I'll be at Epcot in two weeks. I'll get to the bottom of this.
  3. His spatchcocked turkey thread with pics of his serial killer stovetop was fantastic. @MrPhlegm are you still kicking?
  4. Ah yes NYC: the Föckinghausen of America.
  5. smuggs

    Weird Al

    Yeah, scared the shit out of me.
  6. Even better - they found a vine-ripened Normanian.
  7. "I like to swill red wine straight from the bottle, but only the first 1/3rd."
  8. Read One For The Road in Night Shift. Sequel to Salem's Lot. It's very short but fucking awesome.
  9. Sat in a parking lot uncovered and fully exposed to weather for 7 months. Struck by fucking lightning lol. Holy shit. Over 100 documented equipment issues. My Grandad's old Glastron had tighter safety protocols. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13855727/titan-oceangate-hearing-titanic-submarine-disaster.html
  10. I live in Lake Charles. We just imploded the CM tower yesterday, that has been vacant and open to the weather since Laura/Delta 4 years ago. Francine can go get fucked.
  11. Ronnie's lawyer commercial was fantastic. Nowicki's impression of him had me rolling.
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