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smuggs

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  1. His spatchcocked turkey thread with pics of his serial killer stovetop was fantastic. @MrPhlegm are you still kicking?
  2. Ah yes NYC: the Föckinghausen of America.
  3. smuggs

    Weird Al

    Yeah, scared the shit out of me.
  4. Even better - they found a vine-ripened Normanian.
  5. "I like to swill red wine straight from the bottle, but only the first 1/3rd."
  6. Read One For The Road in Night Shift. Sequel to Salem's Lot. It's very short but fucking awesome.
  7. Sat in a parking lot uncovered and fully exposed to weather for 7 months. Struck by fucking lightning lol. Holy shit. Over 100 documented equipment issues. My Grandad's old Glastron had tighter safety protocols. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13855727/titan-oceangate-hearing-titanic-submarine-disaster.html
  8. I live in Lake Charles. We just imploded the CM tower yesterday, that has been vacant and open to the weather since Laura/Delta 4 years ago. Francine can go get fucked.
  9. Ronnie's lawyer commercial was fantastic. Nowicki's impression of him had me rolling.
  10. Imagine being so devoid of morals and testicles that you’re shooting up your 25-year employer with ketamine multiple times per day. Ketamine that you purchased with 55 grand of his money. Everyone in this story is a disgusting vampire, Perry included.
  11. Not anything groundbreaking but I was surprised by the comedic chops of Channing Tatum in 21 Jump Street.
  12. ^^^ You might want to get that checked out. I had to take a 10 day course of Valtrex the last time my penis looked like that.
  13. I also enjoy Don Pardo's participation.
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