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smuggs

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  1. Son of a bitch I need a drink after this one. Wordle 325 5/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  2. The combination of the Einstein-Rosen bridge and the great white shark really ties the cranium together.
  3. I just shit in my pants and I didn't even eat these.
  4. Wordle 324 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  5. Wordle 321 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  6. "I can understand why the bureaucrats on Capitol Hill want to silence me. But just exposing my naughty cock videos from way back in 2018 is just pitiful. I mean, that was all the way back when the Tesla Cybertruck was unveiled, Aquaman was in the theaters, and the Philadelphia Eagles won the Superbowl. Does anyone remember any of that stuff? I didn't think so."
  7. This lawsuit awkwardness could have been avoided had the 16 other guys taken Philip out on a chartered "Winner's Circle" Lake Ontario fishing excursion.
  8. Don't worry, they inducted Priest under a "musical excellence" category instead of as performers. Maiden will be inducted under a "melodic superiority" category when they are finally included in the HOF class of 2039.
  9. Wordle 319 3/6 ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  10. I could run down this geezer just after whipping a chimpanzee's or any large breed of dog's ass with my bare hands.
  11. Wordle 318 4/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  12. I've got a Honda gas self propelled but I run an EGO trimmer, blower and hedge trimmers. The EGO trimmer was life changing, I fucking love it.
  13. Boebert has the teeth and nails of an enraged stripper. She would bite and claw her way up to MTG's face, pulling out wads of blonde dye job and savagely lacerating Marjorie's velvety, salivating mandible. No doubt MTG would finish things with a brutal Guillotine Drop onto the Capitol steps but later on while recovering and eating garlic mashed potatoes with her staffers, Marjorie would fall ill. A searing pain would take hold of her abdomen and her husband would scramble to stick a spoon in her mouth as the convulsions begin. To everyone's horror the screaming and spasms would abruptly cease as a fanged, rubber-titted creature bursts from MTG's duodenum and quickly scampers into the nearest storm sewer.
  14. Screwed up on the 3rd guess but damn. Wordle 317 6/6 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  15. That's going to leave a mark.
  16. Better start the doping regimen now if you expect to get any results out of that shitass gym.
  17. Is he in an exam room in that vid? Looks like a monitor stand behind him.
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