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smuggs

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  1. Wordle 433 5/6 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  2. Wordle 432 5/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  3. Wordle 431 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  4. Don't overrun the goal or you'll skewer yourself from scrotum-to-epiglottis on that metal death fence back there.
  5. Wordle 430 6/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟨🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  6. Wordle 429 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  7. Booze shenanigans > Assault on a family member > OnlyFans porn in a Miami condo > Knife murder. That is one hell of a run. @Mitch Cumsteen I know it's a lot of work but throw us an APD update. I miss that thread.
  8. Wordle 426 5/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  9. The '23 GMC Canyon refresh is pretty slick. The AT4X (red one) is now a true mechanical equal to the Colorado ZR2.
  10. It's piss.
  11. Wordle 425 5/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  12. Learning about Cuba, havin’ some food.
  13. smuggs

    Steven Stills

    Fantastic song. The Isley Bros cover is exceptional as well.
  14. The tree guy dispatched by bees while suspended from a rope in Tarrytown a few months back was pretty wild. https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/landscape-worker-dies-after-central-austin-bee-attack/
  15. Fuck this goddamned game. Wordle 422 X/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟨🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩
  16. Wordle 419 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. smuggs

    Getting old sucks

    Left me with about 60% hearing loss and a hearing aid in my left ear.
  18. smuggs

    Getting old sucks

    The second one sucks ass. I got shingles in my left ear last summer though - I'd take five 2nd round shingles shots in my dickhole before going through that again.
  19. Don't forget the pisser.
  20. Might put a damper on her extramarital tantric Crossfit fuckfests, though.
  21. Wordle 417 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  22. I'd eat it but I'd need to take an anti-diarrheal no later than the end of the national anthem.
  23. Wordle 416 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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