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smuggs

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  1. Wordle 307 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  2. He also appears to wear a t-shirt tucked into jeans and his phone on a pocket clip. Scores high on the list of infractions punishable by public beating.
  3. District 28 covering the keys makes it look like there is some discharge dripping from America's dong.
  4. My favorite Billy Idol song.
  5. Note to self - Don't go near Brisket's mullet with a pair of scissors.
  6. "These tats tell a story. My story." scans horizon while opening beer.
  7. The shirt, the jeans, the truck - it's like this dude is a 1:2 scale mannequin dropped into 1:1 real life. I want to see more from this country dwarf philosopher.
  8. Wordle 305 5/6 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  9. Pumped to see Toothgnasher and Toothgrinder (hopefully) whip some ass.
  10. "That fuckin bat done pissed me off." Outstanding.
  11. Feeling a little rough this morning but getting back in the zone.
  12. Looks like an opportunity for ole @Steel Shank to lay some pipe.
  13. Jeff Ross
  14. RIP Gilbert, dude was hilarious.
  15. RIP Dracula Gottfried.
  16. At times in my past I have not slept until Brooklyn.
  17. Wordle 297 3/6 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  18. Keep Sigourney Weaver’s name OUT YO FUCKIN MOUTH.
  19. APD mugshot BLAST FROM THE PAST ALERT: This chick (Courtney Tailor) will soon have a new Miami-Dade Metro mugshot for allegedly stabbing her boyfriend to death. Details below with photos and vid of her covered head-to-toe in the dude's blood. In other news, a quick google search will lead you to full-on Onlyfans porn she was shooting with the guy. https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/08/fatal-miami-stabbing-courtney-tailor-new-video-boyfriend-blood/
  20. Wordle 293 2/6 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  21. Ugh. Wordle 291 6/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  22. Yeah him and Mickey Rourke were great in Sin City. And Carla Gugino. And Carla Gugino's tits. And Carla Gugino's ass.
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