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smuggs

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  1. smuggs replied to Sbbruin's topic in Music
    Fantastic song. The Isley Bros cover is exceptional as well.
  2. The tree guy dispatched by bees while suspended from a rope in Tarrytown a few months back was pretty wild. https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/landscape-worker-dies-after-central-austin-bee-attack/
  3. Fuck this goddamned game. Wordle 422 X/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟨🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩
  4. Wordle 419 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  5. smuggs replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Left me with about 60% hearing loss and a hearing aid in my left ear.
  6. smuggs replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    The second one sucks ass. I got shingles in my left ear last summer though - I'd take five 2nd round shingles shots in my dickhole before going through that again.
  7. Don't forget the pisser.
  8. Might put a damper on her extramarital tantric Crossfit fuckfests, though.
  9. Wordle 417 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  10. I'd eat it but I'd need to take an anti-diarrheal no later than the end of the national anthem.
  11. Wordle 416 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  12. There's a new bunghole deodorant for this. /Fuck this commercial thread
  13. What a monster, monster jam. Fuck.
  14. Ah damn it. One of the all time hottest.
  15. That's a sweet-ass pair of boots for each one of those kids right there.
  16. This makes zero fucking sense. "Ok guys - I thought our offer was quite reasonable but Genesis declined, so let's pay Asia to perform In Too Deep on this Kotex campaign."
  17. ...3 tons of him.
  18. First day back from a 2 week vacation. Oof. Wordle 415 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. Wordle 394 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. Yeah the scale screws me up big time. I hit all over the Arabian peninsula before guessing Kuwait, then Jordan, finally Iraq in 6. I wish they would modify the proximity percentage - maybe color the text in red when your guess shares a border to the target.
  21. Roxanne at full volume takes this one to 11.
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