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smuggs

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  1. "The Finns aren't true 'innovators'. They didn't invent the hand-thrown incendiary bomb. They merely packaged and marketed it in an attractive way." - Elon Musk Is A Fraud Thread
  2. Big stumble out of the gate today. Wordle 251 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  3. She was always a sucker for a guy in horizontal stripes.
  4. Ernie has a kid? I thought y'all were... when did this happen?
  5. Thanks. I followed a fairly strict hydrating regimen last night followed by a calorie-rich breakfast this morning. A quick round of Bikram yoga coming up at 9 CST and then it's off to the races.
  6. One of my personal fav words. Wordle 250 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  7. Those are the plebe worms. But then there are the real go-getter worms that venture beyond the unyielding walls of your sphincter to relish in the treasures of that double meat, double cheese with grilled japs and onions that you just had for lunch. "Fortune favors the brave" is what these worms say.
  8. Wordle 249 4/6 🟨🟩⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  9. Wordle 248 3/6 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  10. BOOM MFer. Wordle 247 2/6 🟩🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  11. "I just paid-off that Bogdan last week! I kill you fucking car!"
  12. Might wanna pull the lounger up around the dunes.
  13. What a fantastically appropriate slap-up. Also love the prepared Valentine's Day high top. Assuming that is not the racist's romantic luncheon, that person is definitely getting laid come evening time.
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