"I can understand why the bureaucrats on Capitol Hill want to silence me. But just exposing my naughty cock videos from way back in 2018 is just pitiful. I mean, that was all the way back when the Tesla Cybertruck was unveiled, Aquaman was in the theaters, and the Philadelphia Eagles won the Superbowl. Does anyone remember any of that stuff? I didn't think so."
This lawsuit awkwardness could have been avoided had the 16 other guys taken Philip out on a chartered "Winner's Circle" Lake Ontario fishing excursion.
Don't worry, they inducted Priest under a "musical excellence" category instead of as performers. Maiden will be inducted under a "melodic superiority" category when they are finally included in the HOF class of 2039.
Boebert has the teeth and nails of an enraged stripper. She would bite and claw her way up to MTG's face, pulling out wads of blonde dye job and savagely lacerating Marjorie's velvety, salivating mandible. No doubt MTG would finish things with a brutal Guillotine Drop onto the Capitol steps but later on while recovering and eating garlic mashed potatoes with her staffers, Marjorie would fall ill. A searing pain would take hold of her abdomen and her husband would scramble to stick a spoon in her mouth as the convulsions begin. To everyone's horror the screaming and spasms would abruptly cease as a fanged, rubber-titted creature bursts from MTG's duodenum and quickly scampers into the nearest storm sewer.
It'd be awesome to see Tuivasa uncork on Gane but yeah, gonna be tough for him to get in warhead range with Gane poking at him. And I don't see him changing gameplans and planting Gane on the floor like Francis did either.