Jump to content

smuggs

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    3946
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by smuggs

  1. We’d fuck up the cheating part, too.
  2. Well he did say he promptly follows Matt's with a Texas football game.
  3. Definitely without the cheese, IMO.
  4. Take him to El Patio and see if he can make it to half time before deucing-up his pants. Post story in the shart thread. But seriously go to El Patio. And possibly shit your pants.
  5. Are we going to ignore the fact that Sam Motherfucking Elliott still walks the Earth? This movie shouldn't be touched until he is long gone.
  6. Speaking of Everlast: Not hits by any stretch but also loved these:
  7. Neither would I, but I'm definitely not taking my 9 year old anywhere remotely close to the stage at a general admin outdoor event. I doubt this kid got trampled into a coma while watching from a blanket or a fold up chair at a safe distance from the main mass of the audience.
  8. Rose Royce had some jams. I Wanna Get Next To You is fucking superb, also hit #10.
  9. I feel like this fight is the closest real-life representation of the video game Pit-Fighter.
  10. Especially by Quentin Tarantino. In a Luby's.
  11. I've said this before, really wish Sony had made Morbius a villain in a Spider-Man film letting Disney use that opportunity to tease/intro Mahershala as the new Blade. Spider-Man vs vampires with an assist from Blade would have made some pee come out.
  12. Looking for a simultaneous dual nut shot knockout here.
  13. When the dude from the Jim Rose sideshow started sticking skewers through his face, and then Al Jourgenson drank the guy’s freshly pumped out stomach contents. That was some wild shit in the stank ass Rosenberg humidity.
  14. This next fight will be like Joe Piscopo having to follow Jerry Seinfeld.
×
×
  • Create New...