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smuggs

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Everything posted by smuggs

  1. Wordle 272 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  2. Now these are the members of the X-Men roster that I really want to see a movie about.
  3. I once had Moldova in my Transnistria.
  4. Turrible. Wordle 271 6/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  5. Watch this ep of American Greed. Salt Lake Instagram bro was ordering bulk fentanyl from China, personally manufacturing his own "Oxycodone" pills in his garage and selling them on the D-web using 5 or 6 flunkies to handle the mail order end of the transaction. Had 1.5 million in cash in his dresser when they busted him. The feds were able to personally link him to 95 overdose deaths. The guy wanted to be the Jeff Bezos of the illicit pill biz and didn't give two shits about his customers dying. Order comes in, box of homemade shit goes in the mail, on to the next. I'm sure there are countless others running the same style operation. https://www.cnbc.com/video/2022/01/27/season-15-the-kingpin-next-door-sneak-peek-overdose.html
  6. Crazy. But that’s how it goes.
  7. Wordle 269 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  8. Mining of the body is a tactic best used when facing The Predator.
  9. Same here, this is a fuck. Wordle 265 X/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
  10. To be fair there is a ~36% chance this same situation can happen on a Saturday night at any given Golden Corral location throughout the United States.
  11. Gather round everyone - the phony news guy with a hair piece who sells mail-order Brain Force Ultra neural activator tincture is telling us he's definitely not on coke.
  12. Sweet Christ. Wordle 264 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  13. I should've known those fucking commies would send a negotiator named "Slutsky."
  14. Two of my faves:
  15. Grasping at straws for additional letters on line 4. Wordle 263 5/6 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. "I keep pumping this thing but only foam is coming out."
  17. * Threas.
  18. Has anyone run this guy's DNA against the Zodiac Killer profile?
  19. Meh. Botched my guess on 3. Wordle 262 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. Wordle 261 3/6 🟨🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  21. Lol, I beat this guy’s fucking ass in only my second attempt on Mike Tyson’s Punchout in ‘86.
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