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smuggs

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  1. Like the McRib, he is back for a limited time only.
  2. Hitch cover symbolizes the current state of the program perfectly. That's a nice fucking rig, man.
  3. But come ye back when: In the:
  4. Is his pal Douchebag Darrell a musician of note or a repair tech he recruited from Guitar Center?
  5. I'd rather teabag a running Vitamix than watch this fucking miserable schlock. Jesus H Christ. And good for Taylor for taking back control of her recordings. Scooter Braun is a fucking weasel. But point above still stands.
  6. God Bless the return of this thread.
  7. Good thing the NFL drew a line in the sand with that $14,650 Aaron Rodgers fine. Brown should really feel the sting in his billfold from this.
  8. Probably time to lay off the exercise snacks.
  9. It doesn't look like Kevin Hart even made contact with that punch. I'm calling shenanigans.
  10. Y las marineras dicen - "Brandy, eres una buena chica. Que buena esposa serias."
  11. I enjoyed the conversation about the concert pissing, Craig Gass calling in as Gene Simmons was funny. They should find a way to get that band in the studio so that lady can piss on Sal.
  12. I did this while looking at earbuds in the electronics section at Target the other day.
  13. smuggs

    It's Piss.

    Hey, hey, hey... no need to get pissed off here.
  14. smuggs

    It's Piss.

    Lady singer of RATM cover band ( last name Urista ) drops 'em on stage, hoses down a dude's face. She's hot and her wife is a Peloton instructor. NSFW whizzing action starts at 3:25 -
  15. We’d fuck up the cheating part, too.
  16. Well he did say he promptly follows Matt's with a Texas football game.
  17. Definitely without the cheese, IMO.
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