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smuggs

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  1. Indeed. Although his corruption at the hands of Sauron would have me looking over my shoulder.
  2. I agree with the wife, you need to shellac and preserve Satan's envoy. Use a matte finish so it doesn't shine him up too much.
  3. Roger Goodell is a well documented Richard Marx homer.
  4. I'm surprised that the "Burdog" is not already on the menu at Arby's.
  5. This is Benihana we're talking about. Everybody knows you don't bail before the banana tempura, it doesn't matter who's finger may or may not be up your ass.
  6. Non Squatched Badlands hard top Cactus Gray in my office parking lot last week. This is the second one I've seen around my office, 4th around town (Lake Charles):
  7. The best case scenario is that he stumbles into a nest of murder hornets after having been savagely castrated by a rabid skunk while bathing in a stagnant giardia-riddled piss pond.
  8. Seems like a big stretch that he would be driving around in a "newer" model F150 like the hiker witness said. That's going to take a huge favor from family/friends that I would imagine have all been scrutinized heavily by the authorities at this point. Not to mention all of the associated overnight stops and purchases required to operate a vehicle aimlessly around Great Smokey Mountains NP for weeks. Although this jackass was previously spotted by random witnesses slapping his fiancee around in Utah and possibly burying said fiancee in Wyoming, so who knows.
  9. That's a Great Pumpkin reenactment waiting to happen if I've ever seen one.
  10. It's been a good 6-8 years since I've had one, and I ordered it off menu for several years prior to that. They originally replaced it with an inferior "smothered burrito" which was quickly shitcanned from the lineup. Really wish TB would do a Greatest Hits menu with the Enchirito, Mexican Pizza, Pintos & Cheese, etc.
  11. A little bit of both is nice.
  12. Beetle's cousin has the full reach advantage of a non-Beetlejuiced individual, thus surprising the shirtless heroin addict.
  13. 2017 was the first year model of the Titan redesign, don't know if the gasser had any major issues or not. If it's a Titan XD with the 5.0 Cummins diesel then run for the hills. They had major issues and Nissan doesn't offer or even support that engine anymore.
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