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smuggs

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  1. The posting up to this point has been moist to quite moist.
  2. I wonder if “The Doodler” either enjoyed or despised the fact that he was given an Adam West-era Batman villain’s style moniker.
  3. The people hit were in the stands behind Trump. You can see the dead guy’s body getting hauled down the bleachers after Trump gets taken away, followed by the lady shot in the arm.
  4. “I told you - I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!”
  5. Major outlets (not fan driven) are already forecasting it. This previous episode was widely criticized. When this thing wraps up on Tuesday I think the official narrative shifts to “this series was a failure.”
  6. The guy always promoted healthy eating, exercise and PE in schools. He had his shit together. Rest in peace.
  7. It’s obvious this last episode was desperately re-edited into oblivion. You could pick any random episode of the A-Team and find a better scripted, more cohesive viewing experience. What an absolute mess this series has been.
  8. His full powder blue summer ensemble is practical in that it can be worn straight from/to bed.
  9. I like that we got yet another moth attack. There haven’t been enough moth attacks in this series, imo.
  10. Kylo Ren's theme is playing when he heals Osha's wound at the end, lol. Hey thanks, Disney - there was unanimous clamoring for this backstory to be told.
  11. I always dug this Diet Coke commercial.
  12. This really is Star Wars meets Scream. What a clownfart of a show.
  13. In the year 2024, it's refreshing to see that the world's most dangerous feats of mountaineering are still performed with a Home Depot extension ladder.
  14. I still feel like I'm watching the shitastic origin story of the Knights of Ren.
  15. To be fair, there were “spice creams” available for purchase.
  16. Oh good, I love my Star Wars when it’s 100% humorless and no fun whatsoever.
  17. I found the first 2 episodes boring as hell. There haven't been any characters so far that have excited me. Unlike others I'm optimistic for Wookie Jedi to whip some ass, deliver some laughs and get this thing on the fun track.
  18. But evolution has already gifted them a dildo face.
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