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Homesickhorn

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  1. I thought he was double-finger blasting the Husker’s rectal chamber. I remember even the commentators being like, “whoa….that’s definitely (cough) deserving of a personal foul penalty”.
  2. I’m almost positive that this is a picture of a friend of mine. It snowed in Oxford, and almost 99.9% of professors canceled class. With the exception of our cunt Latin American Politics teacher. She also didn’t cancel on 9/11, just to date this pic.
  3. I actually get the reference now that you’ve explained it. And, I’m obviously slower than most, according to my where I went to school. ‘‘Twas a long day yesterday, and I might’ve had a beverage, or eight. Couple that with the fact that I’m still not convinced that we’re that good, and you get someone who tends to howl at the moon. Ole Piss is still a terrible nickname, mainly used by State and LSU fans.
  4. You started the thread, calling my alma mater Ole Piss. It’s a tired nickname, used by hayseeds and idiots. Then you called the quarterback a pussy. It wasn’t your fault Ole Miss won, soundly. But you threw a belt high fastball to someone with quick hands. There’s absolutely no way I’m not going to tee off on it.
  5. Ole Piss. You’re almost as adorable as how well your post aged.
  6. Who the fuck is Macklemore? He can’t get Frank Drebin’s dick out of his mouth long enough to take a breath.
  7. Close to the same at Tivy. We’d hop on the bus to Luby’s, and then get told what we were and weren’t allowed to order. At a fucking buffet! Facists.
  8. This^^^. Anyone who has engaged or responded needs to take a step back.
  9. All I’ve got. I pulled over on my way from my sister’s horse barn in Comfort and got lucky.
  10. My old man has said the same thing, almost verbatim. He also mentioned that I owed a ton of my existence to some extremely unassuming, but ballsy South Vietnamese Huey pilots.
  11. “We’re going to need some more FBI guys, I guess”.
  12. There’s a your mom joke out there somewhere. But I’m too tired and too upset to try for one.
  13. I don’t know why, but I’m fucking crying right now. That one got me.
  14. Kill Bin Laden, by Dalton Fury (obviously a pen name). Author just recently passed away.
  15. When I went overseas in undergrad, I lived with two other Americans. One from UCSB, and one from College of Charleston. I’m still close to them to this day, and still have my Gauchos Baseball, and Chucktown tee shirts.
  16. This^^^. One thing Ole Miss taught me was how to trust myself, and my decision making. I was relatively proud of myself (being as young and naive as I was), that I wasn’t swayed in one direction or the other. I actually considered myself as more of a third party observer throughout college. A spy of sorts. The school itself has made an enormous effort to de-stigmatize itself from the reputation it has deservedly earned. But idiots are going to idiot, racists are gonna racist, etc. Staying above that bullshit is what it’s all about.
  17. I could’ve warned you not to check their politics board. It’s arguably one of the most cringeworthy message boards on the interwebs.
  18. Absolutely a fair punch after being slapped early on. And the Scottish couple getting destroyed for ransacking the corner store was gorgeous.
  19. From the comments: “His accomplices Blast Hardcheese, Punch Rockgroin, and Big McLargeHuge could not be reached for comment.”
  20. As soon as I clicked the link, I had a confuse. I’m just glad that my crazy pills are still doing their job.
  21. Including to known pornographers……and that’s cool, man.
  22. I want to mention names, but I can’t. I personally know two dads who pulled their sons (pitchers) from playing high school ball their senior seasons, due to the boys’ select coaches and pitching “instructors” telling them to do so. I hope that you’re right, and that this is a rarity. But again, it just makes me shake my head.
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