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  1. Homesickhorn
    Yes. And Inka, I think you and I might’ve discussed this, but our dads probably know each other.
  2. Homesickhorn
    But why a spoon, cousin? Because it’s dull you twit! It will hurt more!
  3. Homesickhorn
    I got her in that little transport container, she curled up, got comfortable, but she ended up checking out. I stopped twice to check on her and she was still breathing. Unfortunately, she didn't make it back to the house. Don't know why, but I'm still pretty upset about it. Gorgeous snake. Poor girl.
  4. Homesickhorn
    This is I was able to read.
  5. Homesickhorn
    First time I’d seen it with sound. That scared little child crying. Fuck me dead.
  6. Homesickhorn
    I was hit by a 94mph fastball once, so this hits close to home.
  7. Homesickhorn
    Third time is a charm?
  8. Homesickhorn
    5:15 mark was when I realized what I should’ve known all along, her armpit hair.
  9. Homesickhorn
    Before we go any further, we need to address the punishment for not getting rid of your spitter when having your standard mid-flight dip of Copenhagen.
  10. Homesickhorn
    CRASSIUS....MOVE...THAT...BUS!!!!!
  11. Homesickhorn
    If he was a Full-Time pizza delivery man, would that make it a harder pill for him and his to swallow?
  12. Homesickhorn
    If memory serves me correctly, the paratroopers didn't even touch down (In Colorado, mind you), until the history class taught by the chubby black teacher was well underway. There's still time gents.
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  14. Homesickhorn
    Christ. Once during the war I visited a prostitute, and my life’s been a living hell ever since.
  15. Homesickhorn
    There’s so much of this post that is right, and absolutely nothing about it that’s wrong. I hadn’t given her a second glimpse until this post, and I can’t begin to explain to the people around me why I’m having trouble breathing.
  16. Homesickhorn
    Or soon to be mentioned in the Covid FAFO thread, if he hasn’t been already.
  17. Homesickhorn
    I might be a slow learner, but don’t discount the fact that aggy stupidity was apparent to even us as soon as they made their 100 Year decision. *Growing up a Longhorn fan filled with aggy and ou hatred probably hastened me screaming it from the rooftops when they joined. Trust me, they/we get it.
  18. Homesickhorn
    $35, General Admission. Bought six months ago, selling them for $15 under face value.
  19. Homesickhorn

    Defeated!

    Homesickhorn replied to futureman's topic in Lulz

    Just like Eli, Drake puts that shit on everything.
  20. Homesickhorn
    I believe one of them fellers was from Arkansas.
  21. Homesickhorn
    Nah. He’s just still bitter about the time he got chippy with James Caan at the Dallas Country Club and ended up in arm lock.
  22. Homesickhorn
    Hey…fuck you.
  23. Homesickhorn
    Take a wild guess.
  24. Homesickhorn
    Hold or not, Oregon’s corner had contain at the line of scrimmage, and got so shaken out of his jockstrap, he didn’t even touch the running back.
  25. Homesickhorn
    Nice whiff by #8.

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