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Homesickhorn

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  1. There are plenty of other officers, and NCO’s that didn’t graduate from service academies, who took the oath, and take it very, very seriously.
  2. Ole Piss did exactly that, on the swamp kitties.
  3. Hotty. Fucking. Toddy. Piss on LSU.
  4. Goddamnit, I just saw that someone else already posted this before I could delete it. And they did it verbatim, whereas, mine was shot from the hip.
  5. Greg Geraldo: Camp Fuck You, Iraq March 12, 2004 (Jersey accent) Dear Janine, It’s hot as fuck here in the de(as)ert. It’s really hard to chase the sand monkeys witcha balls stuck to ya legs. Oh, yeah, don’t go fuck nobody. Vinny
  6. A furry shows. And therefore is a ‘shower’. I believe a gryoper grows. And therefore, is a ‘grower’.
  7. This is the last post I’ve read from him. I honestly don’t think most of y’all understand how much the Ingnore/Block mechanism can do. Lowers the blood pressure, is only one of many examples.
  8. He-can’t-hit-he-can’t-hit-he-can’t-hit……saawwiiing batta.
  9. Ask your mom….son.
  10. As soon as I graduated college, I made the mistake of chasing/moving up to my long distance girlfriend in Seattle. I found a job bartending at a place in Madison Park, and immediately broke up with her. The clientele that I was honored to serve/meet were, Tom Morello, Dave Grohl, Pete Yorn, and Peter Buck (REM). EVERY SINGLE ONE of them came solo, and while the bar was dead (during the day), and ordered food. EVERY SINGLE ONE of them started the conversation, and asked me about ME. Even when I’d obviously figured out who they were. I will say this; those guys will forever have my respect. Not for who they were, but for how they were to me, as a nobody. *I lied. I’ll always respect them for who they are/were.
  11. Anyone clock your 40 time?
  12. Bull snek was PISSED.
  13. Why did the jalapeño lose the archery event? Because he didn’t habanero.
  14. I like homey pulling rear guard with his mini-shield, turning around and checking their six. You know, to make sure nobody gets by him and gets at the boys.
  15. I remember my dad (ex SF) rolling his eyes, and saying something along the lines of, “If the boys do it the way it’s supposed to be done, when the op is over, nobody will know it even began. And each of these idiots will mysteriously be missing a firearm from their arsenal, and a can or two of beans from their pantries”.
  16. Bingo. Sophomore year in college, I sat through an entire Cranberries album (twice) while learning the ins and outs of astrology. Signs, meanings, compatibility, etc. Closed, finally. But the knowledge that she bestowed upon me gave me COUNTLESS successes in the future.
  17. No idea why that was in link form. Apologies.
  18. Graham wasn’t accepted into Texas. That’s not a proven fact, but it’s my two cent opinion.
  19. “Sup, dawg”?
  20. Pretty late to the game, but this comment fucking slayed me. “His left eye says, “I’m open to new ideas” but his right eye says, “I’ll fucking kill you.”
  21. You’re right, he’s dead. A good man that I’ve known most of my life, who loved people of all walks of life. He died trying to save campers, and this post will probably get negged because it’s emotionally charged, but fuck you.
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