Everything posted by Homesickhorn
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Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
The only thing that wouldāve made it better is our war veteran mom sporting a prosthetic arm.
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Š ŃŃŃŠŗŠøŠ¹ ŠŗŠ¾ŃŠ°Š±Š»Ń - иГи наŃ
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From the comments: Do they get their own Ukrainian Sergeant Major? "Conscripts...atten-TION!" "About turn!" "Take aim!" "Fire!!"
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Middle schoolersā prank turns deadly
They both definitely have a Tiffany Minx and Christy Canyon aura to them.
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”Snek!
Bought little homesick a little Savage .17. Iāve had more fun sighting that little rifle in out here at the barn property on the Guadalupe in Comfort. Yesterday afternoon the sky opened up and it hailed like crazy for about fifteen minutes. Last night we went down to the river to see if we could hook into something, and realized quickly that the storm had really turned the river upside down. Right away, we started seeing white heads hauling ass in the water along both sides of the river. Cottonmouths, at least five of them just in our little section of water. One of them started to veer towards our side of river, apparently attempting to get under a small wooden flotilla that had broken loose a little further up. Little homesick wasnāt having it, and said, ādo you think you can hit it with my rifle dadā? Obviously answer when your son asks that question is, āfucking duhā. So then the pressure was on. I handed him the spotlight, picked up the rifle, and chambered a round. By the time I got it in the scope it had changed course again and I got a good look at its profile, and it was a little over 3ft long, easily one of the biggest Iād seen in quite a while. Maybe it was the audibly concerned āfuuuuck meā that came out of my mouth, because my son immediately noticed my concern. He was a trooper, kept the spot light on him, and when I squeezed the trigger he was still probably 15-20 yards away, and hauling ass, still at an angle towards us. After I fired, I had to contain my relief and excitement, but my sonās was not to be contained at all. He yelled, āDad!! Did you see the pink mist!?!?!ā TLDR; Thereās a cottonmouth, whoās membership to our little swimming/fishing hole has been revoked. Unfortunately, I couldnāt get pics.
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Š ŃŃŃŠŗŠøŠ¹ ŠŗŠ¾ŃŠ°Š±Š»Ń - иГи наŃ
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Please shut the fuck up.
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Daniel figurelli aka Daniel Joseph aka Daniel Wilson
And nobody can figure out what to get Jimmy and Milly for their wedding. We're dealing with a lot of shit.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Spaceforce. Duh!
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”Snek!
Rat snek who likes to incubate chicken eggs in his belly.
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Texas A&M @ Texas Game Thread
Tried to edit, but it wouldn't let me. I wanted to add this; College baseball players who are good and/or decent, play with a semblance of absolute fear, and a false bravado. Those who don't, either suck, or were drafted out of high school. The majority of the latter, if asked, will tell you that they jumped into a hornet's nest that they weren't anywhere close to being ready for, and would give anything to go back and play at least a year in college. TLDR; They're fucking kids, who's entire life revolves around getting better so they can be cheered, and not booed.
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Texas A&M @ Texas Game Thread
Neither are college pitchers who don't hit their spots 100% of the time. 19-21yr old kids playing with hate against a team they consider their little brother in their own house and get pretty pumped up with excitement and adrenaline. In the not-so-accurate words of Powers Booth, "All that hate can burn them up". Look forward to OU, forget aggy (FUCK AGGY BTW), and let these dipshit kids (because that's exactly what they are/we were) find their way.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Of course he's from Oklahoma, and his name is Jarrin.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Maybe find out where he's registered, and get a nice place setting? Okay, let's get two.
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PSA: Iranian women on Plenty of Fish are cray.
Itās still a toss up for me between yours and the āWhatever happened to Iconoā post.
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Š ŃŃŃŠŗŠøŠ¹ ŠŗŠ¾ŃŠ°Š±Š»Ń - иГи наŃ
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Pretty sure we heard you the first time. [emoji2]
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Š ŃŃŃŠŗŠøŠ¹ ŠŗŠ¾ŃŠ°Š±Š»Ń - иГи наŃ
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Pretty sure itās āfrog on a hot plateā, but tomato/potato I guess.
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Š ŃŃŃŠŗŠøŠ¹ ŠŗŠ¾ŃŠ°Š±Š»Ń - иГи наŃ
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āThe potatoes have started to grow more potatoes. True masters of logisticsā
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- Š ŃŃŃŠŗŠøŠ¹ ŠŗŠ¾ŃŠ°Š±Š»Ń - иГи Š½Š°Ń ŃŠ¹
Did you research the Twitter link you posted? If so, Iāll shut up, but if you didnāt, then the amount of shit YOU just spewed is ridiculous. I get that youāre a huge fan of the underdog here, as I believe we all are, but fucks sake.- Š ŃŃŃŠŗŠøŠ¹ ŠŗŠ¾ŃŠ°Š±Š»Ń - иГи Š½Š°Ń ŃŠ¹
Was her call sign āCharlieā?- Š ŃŃŃŠŗŠøŠ¹ ŠŗŠ¾ŃŠ°Š±Š»Ń - иГи Š½Š°Ń ŃŠ¹
Yes. And Inka, I think you and I mightāve discussed this, but our dads probably know each other.- Š ŃŃŃŠŗŠøŠ¹ ŠŗŠ¾ŃŠ°Š±Š»Ń - иГи Š½Š°Ń ŃŠ¹
Yes. And Inka, I think you and I mightāve discussed this, but our dads probably know each other.- Š ŃŃŃŠŗŠøŠ¹ ŠŗŠ¾ŃŠ°Š±Š»Ń - иГи Š½Š°Ń ŃŠ¹
But why a spoon, cousin? Because itās dull you twit! It will hurt more!- Ā”Snek!
I got her in that little transport container, she curled up, got comfortable, but she ended up checking out. I stopped twice to check on her and she was still breathing. Unfortunately, she didn't make it back to the house. Don't know why, but I'm still pretty upset about it. Gorgeous snake. Poor girl.- Š ŃŃŃŠŗŠøŠ¹ ŠŗŠ¾ŃŠ°Š±Š»Ń - иГи Š½Š°Ń ŃŠ¹
This is I was able to read.- Š ŃŃŃŠŗŠøŠ¹ ŠŗŠ¾ŃŠ°Š±Š»Ń - иГи Š½Š°Ń ŃŠ¹
First time Iād seen it with sound. That scared little child crying. Fuck me dead. - Š ŃŃŃŠŗŠøŠ¹ ŠŗŠ¾ŃŠ°Š±Š»Ń - иГи Š½Š°Ń ŃŠ¹
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