Everything posted by Homesickhorn
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¡Snek!
Bought little homesick a little Savage .17. I’ve had more fun sighting that little rifle in out here at the barn property on the Guadalupe in Comfort. Yesterday afternoon the sky opened up and it hailed like crazy for about fifteen minutes. Last night we went down to the river to see if we could hook into something, and realized quickly that the storm had really turned the river upside down. Right away, we started seeing white heads hauling ass in the water along both sides of the river. Cottonmouths, at least five of them just in our little section of water. One of them started to veer towards our side of river, apparently attempting to get under a small wooden flotilla that had broken loose a little further up. Little homesick wasn’t having it, and said, “do you think you can hit it with my rifle dad”? Obviously answer when your son asks that question is, “fucking duh”. So then the pressure was on. I handed him the spotlight, picked up the rifle, and chambered a round. By the time I got it in the scope it had changed course again and I got a good look at its profile, and it was a little over 3ft long, easily one of the biggest I’d seen in quite a while. Maybe it was the audibly concerned “fuuuuck me” that came out of my mouth, because my son immediately noticed my concern. He was a trooper, kept the spot light on him, and when I squeezed the trigger he was still probably 15-20 yards away, and hauling ass, still at an angle towards us. After I fired, I had to contain my relief and excitement, but my son’s was not to be contained at all. He yelled, “Dad!! Did you see the pink mist!?!?!” TLDR; There’s a cottonmouth, who’s membership to our little swimming/fishing hole has been revoked. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get pics.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Please shut the fuck up.
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Daniel figurelli aka Daniel Joseph aka Daniel Wilson
And nobody can figure out what to get Jimmy and Milly for their wedding. We're dealing with a lot of shit.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Spaceforce. Duh!
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¡Snek!
Rat snek who likes to incubate chicken eggs in his belly.
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Texas A&M @ Texas Game Thread
Tried to edit, but it wouldn't let me. I wanted to add this; College baseball players who are good and/or decent, play with a semblance of absolute fear, and a false bravado. Those who don't, either suck, or were drafted out of high school. The majority of the latter, if asked, will tell you that they jumped into a hornet's nest that they weren't anywhere close to being ready for, and would give anything to go back and play at least a year in college. TLDR; They're fucking kids, who's entire life revolves around getting better so they can be cheered, and not booed.
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Texas A&M @ Texas Game Thread
Neither are college pitchers who don't hit their spots 100% of the time. 19-21yr old kids playing with hate against a team they consider their little brother in their own house and get pretty pumped up with excitement and adrenaline. In the not-so-accurate words of Powers Booth, "All that hate can burn them up". Look forward to OU, forget aggy (FUCK AGGY BTW), and let these dipshit kids (because that's exactly what they are/we were) find their way.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Of course he's from Oklahoma, and his name is Jarrin.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Maybe find out where he's registered, and get a nice place setting? Okay, let's get two.
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PSA: Iranian women on Plenty of Fish are cray.
It’s still a toss up for me between yours and the “Whatever happened to Icono” post.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Pretty sure we heard you the first time. [emoji2]
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Pretty sure it’s ‘frog on a hot plate’, but tomato/potato I guess.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
“The potatoes have started to grow more potatoes. True masters of logistics”
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Did you research the Twitter link you posted? If so, I’ll shut up, but if you didn’t, then the amount of shit YOU just spewed is ridiculous. I get that you’re a huge fan of the underdog here, as I believe we all are, but fucks sake.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Was her call sign “Charlie”?- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Yes. And Inka, I think you and I might’ve discussed this, but our dads probably know each other.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Yes. And Inka, I think you and I might’ve discussed this, but our dads probably know each other.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
But why a spoon, cousin? Because it’s dull you twit! It will hurt more!- ¡Snek!
I got her in that little transport container, she curled up, got comfortable, but she ended up checking out. I stopped twice to check on her and she was still breathing. Unfortunately, she didn't make it back to the house. Don't know why, but I'm still pretty upset about it. Gorgeous snake. Poor girl.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
This is I was able to read.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
First time I’d seen it with sound. That scared little child crying. Fuck me dead.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I was hit by a 94mph fastball once, so this hits close to home.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Third time is a charm?- Unruly assholes on airplanes and the "no fly" list
5:15 mark was when I realized what I should’ve known all along, her armpit hair. - Русский корабль - иди нахуй
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