Homesickhorn

I never said it was a funny joke. I said that I was joking, and rightfully owned my misuse of the word ‘cunt’, my misinterpretation of the word & definition of ‘dizzy’, and my obvious misunderstanding of ‘your’ and ‘you’re’. My skin is thick, and I actually was joking around when I said my initial post. If you think I care about being negged out of something, then you’d be wrong. I like the fact that I can’t see any rep, which is why I post from my phone 90% of the time. I’ll say it once more, I apologize for using the term cunt. I guess when I was overseas, it was considered a term of endearment as well as an insult. But still that’s absolutely no excuse. Please fucking drop it. I’ll agree to to disagree with you in silence. But please don’t call me thin skinned again. That’s not a question I’m asking in order to bow out, but one I’m asking because I’m not sure what else I can do at this point.

I’m left handed dude, therefore, I already jerk off with my lef....never mind. I did however, get Achilles heeled by that fucking water snek when you let her go the first time.

Man did I pick the wrong time to drop that word. Hearing her today was pretty damn moving. I’ll keep my doubts to myself from here on out. If it’s any consolation, I apologize for using that term, and I will own and wear it. That probably won’t do anything to those that called me a piece of trash, and a misogynist, but I do apologize. Lesson learned; Don’t comment in the politics thread.

Clarke: You smell something Eddie? Eddie: Fried pussy cat.

Here are a few more from last night. Oh yeah, she mad. This last one is the diamond back water snek, but she was just as pissed, if not more.

Good lord. I do like the fact that a dude had to be shopped into the picture (Top row, second from the end on the left).

I agree with you here, but the definition of the “real world” can start from one end of the spectrum to the other IMO. I think it depends on one’s station (time and place) in his or her life, to be able to possibly sum up their interpretation of “real world”, vs those who hear them out, and have their two cents to throw into the mix.

Treading lightly, but I double majored in International Finance and Spanish. In order to get my Spanish degree, I had to minor in something, so I minored in English. It’s not nothing, but I couldn’t hit the edit button fast enough before my understanding of ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ was exposed. I keed, I keed.

I agree that Yoho's walk away comment was chickenshit. I guess what put the major burr in my saddle was when she and a few others ganged up on the former ICE director Homan. It wasn't so much her (although she did make a few comments that were nowhere close to being accurate), as it was the Illinois rep Garcia(?) who spoke before her, that upset me the most.

Jimbo: What's that smell? Sharp: That smell Jimbo...is our shit.

Well I guess my spelling was off, but it was due to my grammatical use of the apostrophe and the addition of the letter ‘e’, is where I made my error. I think I’ve apologized enough. Do you want to attack my parents on my upbringing as well? I have obviously stepped into an area where people are way too serious, and I apparently really upset y’all. For that I AGAIN apologize. That said, you should probably stop as well. Or keep white-knighting. You’re call. But if you’d like to continue talking shit, I’ll gladly stay right here.

I’m sorry, I actually was joking, Roll Tide, and I own it.

Maybe I know her personally, and have for some time. Maybe I hung out with her in Boston once or twice. Would that sway anything? I don’t watch Fox and Friends. Again, y’all don’t know me IRL, and hopefully we might meet someday at a tailgate. But my sense of humor and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Maybe I know her personally, and have for some time. Maybe I hung out with her in Boston once or twice. Would that sway anything? I don’t watch Fox and Friends.

Are you serious?

You’re post is adorable.

You’re one of my favorites, but he’s fucking Irish!

Your opinion is all yours. But my opinion is anything but lazy. ‘Dizzy’ is totally based on something my high school football coach use to call one of us if we fucked up or said something stupid (or something he deemed stupid). It’s a word in common usage (to me anyway) to describe someone who I feel IN MY OPINION, might say something stupid, stepped on, or that doesn’t make an ounce of sense. Is it lazy? Probably, but I’m not lazy by nature, just when I make mistakes like engaging in threads like this when I should see myself back to the funny pictures, sports, and dick & fart joke thread.

Nah man, you’re right. But seeing as how you don’t know what I based my comment on, you lobbed out Fox News. The sexist part of my take was meant as a joke. The dizzy portion was based on my opinion, one of which you immediately incorporated to a news entity. I’m pretty sure that my post, albeit opinionated, might have been one of the shortest ones on this thread, but it was a tongue in cheek response. And it really helps me understand why I should leave the politics thread alone, knowing you’ve got it under control because you know I obviously sought out Fox News in order to influence and formulate my opinion, and that “my take” is stupid according to you. I’ll wear the sexist portion of it because this is Surly and I was kidding. And if it offended anyone, I’ll be in my bunk.

Sorry sweetie. [emoji6]

Clearly I’m not.

I like to consider myself relatively in the middle on most things partisan, and I think she's a dizzy cunt.

Your indigos appear to be sleeping on the job.

Fucking beat me to it. I was waiting to see where it could be placed, and you fucking nailed it.

Fify.