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Homesickhorn

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  1. I’m sorry, I actually was joking, Roll Tide, and I own it.
  2. Maybe I know her personally, and have for some time. Maybe I hung out with her in Boston once or twice. Would that sway anything? I don’t watch Fox and Friends. Again, y’all don’t know me IRL, and hopefully we might meet someday at a tailgate. But my sense of humor and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
  3. Maybe I know her personally, and have for some time. Maybe I hung out with her in Boston once or twice. Would that sway anything? I don’t watch Fox and Friends.
  4. Are you serious?
  5. You’re post is adorable.
  6. You’re one of my favorites, but he’s fucking Irish!
  7. Your opinion is all yours. But my opinion is anything but lazy. ‘Dizzy’ is totally based on something my high school football coach use to call one of us if we fucked up or said something stupid (or something he deemed stupid). It’s a word in common usage (to me anyway) to describe someone who I feel IN MY OPINION, might say something stupid, stepped on, or that doesn’t make an ounce of sense. Is it lazy? Probably, but I’m not lazy by nature, just when I make mistakes like engaging in threads like this when I should see myself back to the funny pictures, sports, and dick & fart joke thread.
  8. Nah man, you’re right. But seeing as how you don’t know what I based my comment on, you lobbed out Fox News. The sexist part of my take was meant as a joke. The dizzy portion was based on my opinion, one of which you immediately incorporated to a news entity. I’m pretty sure that my post, albeit opinionated, might have been one of the shortest ones on this thread, but it was a tongue in cheek response. And it really helps me understand why I should leave the politics thread alone, knowing you’ve got it under control because you know I obviously sought out Fox News in order to influence and formulate my opinion, and that “my take” is stupid according to you. I’ll wear the sexist portion of it because this is Surly and I was kidding. And if it offended anyone, I’ll be in my bunk.
  9. Sorry sweetie. [emoji6]
  10. Clearly I’m not.
  11. I like to consider myself relatively in the middle on most things partisan, and I think she's a dizzy cunt.
  12. Your indigos appear to be sleeping on the job.
  13. Fucking beat me to it. I was waiting to see where it could be placed, and you fucking nailed it.
  14. Fify.
  15. Won't be necessary. I'll wear a white polo of sorts, with my "Beat the Hell Out of A&M" button I got in Oxford for the game a few years back. If anyone asks, I'll say that I got it from a cheerleader, and because it says A&M on it, I consider it flair. I would not be lying, but the confusion on their faces could get photo worthy.
  16. Me too, especially when they're young. Patricio, you didn't tell me about the speck king that was ran over. That's fucking sad. The three times I've made it down to Katy Prairie, of all five of the cars I've seen, three of them are going 50mph, while I'm going 15mph. Only to come back from wherever they were going 10 minutes later going even faster. Fucking assholes. Dude on the street legal dirtbike had the right idea.
  17. Corkcicle!!! Yes, this is the best Monday I've had in awhile! Giving away my age here, but it reminds me of something Roman Maroney would say in Johnny Dangerously.
  18. This^^^^. Oh. And fuck you Karen. If anyone with brain one in their head has read anything you’ve mouth-shat out on the aggy sites still has sympathy for you, well I guess they now know where you live. Unfortunately, you can’t afford room for another tiny dog. Your diatribes personify a sick human. Not only one who’s been Baker-Acted, but one who’s whole life revolves around virtual attention. You’ve made my 2020, and it’s only mid July, and for that, I thank you.
  19. Why do I always miss out on the good shit? I’m still on post # 360, but I don’t check this fucker for less than 24hrs and all hell breaks loose. Fml.
  20. Losing Dart is more than likely going to help them stay afloat.
  21. The granddaughter of the founders/owners is a really good friend of mine. She told me about this about two weeks ago and told me to keep my trap shut. I didn't have the words then, and still don't have them now.
  22. He was being kind of an all around dick to some of the volunteers, myself included, and I was sick of his shit. It wasn’t his show and he treated it like it was. It was a benefit for wounded veterans, and he was waddling around like he was doing everyone a favor.
  23. I told him to go fuck himself at the last Cue for a Cause fundraiser at Cottonwood in Houston a few years ago. Really angered some of the posters on here who worshiped the ground he walked on, but seriously, fuck him. Come to think of it, maybe it wasn't the last Cue for a Cause, but just the last one in which I was invited to participate. Oops.
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