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Homesickhorn

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  1. Posted this yesterday on the Dumbass Facebook thread, but it seems fitting here as well.
  2. Wait, there’s a fucking Randall’s in Highland Park??? Oh, that’s adorable!
  3. Rudolph more than likely said, “Get the fuck off of me you fucking aggy”. That would set off most red-blooded Americans in my opinion. Garrett just had a real come-to-Jesus self realization, and needed to damage Rudolph for reminding him of the fact that he played for that shit-sty.
  4. It's already been said before, but I'd like to reiterate it. Aggy doesn't meh, bleh, or tolerate those who meh bleh bleh.
  5. Fuck their stupid shit. This is a relatively new one, but old enough for me to experience it while playing. Do we claim anything even relating to a baseball fan tradition? No.
  6. Dude was angry at the bartender because she refused to serve him while he was wearing his Air Buds. And paid the price.
  7. Someone with money please chime in, my helicopter is waiting. Also; So scariest scenario possible? That’s all you had to say, scariest scenario possible.
  8. Man, that pretty much sums it up right there.
  9. This^^^. I've just never understood it. Too many dicks on the dancefloor. Oh, and username checks out.
  10. That’s a face that would be so much fun to punch.
  11. My dad was born and raised in WF. My grandma lived there until her last year when my folks moved her into their house in Kerrville. When you say that there’s nothing to do there, you are absolutely wrong and here’s why; 1) Dad used to take me up there to hunt dove, so there’s that. 2) (More importantly) That’s where my father, between morning and evening dove hunts, taught me how to catch ground squirrels. So...like....do your research broseph.
  12. That might be one of the best videos I've seen since Grape Lady. Those fuck-knocks got exactly what they deserved.
  13. I thought you could be ROTC at aggy, and not be in the corps. Two of my friends who served were aggy ROTC, and they shit all over the corps turds. I’m probably wrong, but they always made it sound like there was some sort of separation.
  14. This^^^ And that’s not just sad, it’s somewhat disturbing.
  15. That’s all I was wondering. I’ve heard this and that, but if RD is right, then that’s not the case at aggy.
  16. That makes sense, but I’d like to know the group that starts off ROTC as freshman, actually stay and get their commission. I probably need to reread your post because you probably explained it, but now, I’ve had some drinks whilst starting to pack my house.
  17. Not to discount the fake army discussion, but I needed to chime in on the KC Cheer squad. This one is my favorite, and I can’t even see her face. I dated Ole Miss cheerleaders a long time ago, and in a place far away. But I know that little body, because it only stays that way for a hot minute. However, when it’s there, you can bet your ass there’s a little freak behind the controls.
  18. According to their Wiki page, they're claiming 45%. SIAP, but I love this site. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=19&ved=2ahUKEwjHoevx47jnAhUERKwKHXoIC8wQFjASegQIBhAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.duffelblog.com%2F2019%2F09%2Ftexas-am-corps-of-cadets-found-guilty-of-143-years-of-stolen-valor%2F&usg=AOvVaw11WXmHPEwEQt5YE5xfJZSm “The fact that these kids and this institution have let this go on for over a century is unconscionable,” says lead investigator Winston Hughes. “While it does not appear any of the cadets were able to translate their fake military status into getting laid, the vast majority did attempt to get free apps at the local Chili’s every Veterans’ Day.”
  19. Please tell me that this is not the case. I always thought that there were corps turds, and ROTC corps turds. I thought that the ROTC corps turds got the option their junior year, to stay in the ROTC program, so upon graduation, they take a commission into a branch of the Armed Forces, and fulfill their military obligation. Even that, is pretty chickenshit due to the fact that if they opt out, and just stay a corps turd, they've still used scholarship money to get to their senior year. I have absolutely no problem whatsoever with any corps turd who goes on to serve in one of the branches of the military, other than the route they chose to do so.
  20. What county? Because if it's the one I'm thinking of, then there are two judges, not sure if they're still sitting, who have daughters. And I've been inside both of them. PM me to verify.
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