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Homesickhorn

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  1. Scrolled a little further into his timeline. He’s got pics wearing Auburn gear as well. Came across this jewel and had to grab it. Prom. Just look at him. Dude’s on a warpath that can only be stopped by a mountain of pussy the likes of which none of us can ever imagine.
  2. You’re wrong, it’s Tarifa, Spain. In 2004, while living in Washington, I took my (then) girlfriend to CDA, to her parent’s timeshare. We ended up at a dive bar playing pool. The gentlemen we were playing against didn’t like me/us very much. I chalked (hehe) it up to us constantly winning. She and I switched to darts, in order to separate us from the crowd of dipshits. But that didn’t help us when we closed out and left. When we got to my truck, two of the guys inside had followed us outside, and done a hell of a job being quiet about it. She screamed, and I immediately threw a left cross at the guy rounding my tailgate. Then, I made it to her, on my passenger side, and she’d kicked the other guy in the balls so hard that he probably sounds like a tenor to this day. I kicked him in his ribs, for good measure, wheeled around to my side of the truck, moved the first dipshit away from my truck, and exited the parking lot safely. I played golf the next day at the island course at CDA. And we drove back to the Tri-Cities. I’m older now. And there in hindsight, should’ve heeded the warnings about CDA from some of my friends at the time. I get it now, and always will. Fuck those pieces of shit.
  3. We’re basically waiting for the majority of our preachers, who the majority of idiots listen to, to fall in line like Lithgow did in Footloose. I wish “Let’s dance!!!” Had the same meaning that it did in that movie.
  4. Rat snek.
  5. “Additionally, Fife is a member of Squadron 5 in the Corps of Cadets and is a member of Maroon Coats. He has served on the Traditions Council for more than two years and was a Fish Camp Counselor.” Did he take a commission? I’m sure if he did, they’d mention that. Instead, they used an entire paragraph to his fake army credentials, like they mean shit.
  6. I know for sure that I’d be a metric fuckton braver at the plate if we’d had elbow guards. And I still got hit a lot.
  7. Back to back doubles, and an rbi. Hell, it’s a start.
  8. He was set up pretty inside, but this isn’t getting overturned.
  9. It absolutely was incidental. What pissed me off was the laziness of the fielder for not retrieving his glove. If I’m that baserunner, I’m checking to see where the 3baseman is, and I’m a goner for 3rd.
  10. This^^^. Also, my alma mater just avoided getting eliminated by Ga Tech in their own Oxford regional.
  11. There were a pair of brothers, one who played baseball at aggy, and his younger brother who played for Texas. The pair of them beat the brakes off of four football players, plus looch, outside of the Dixie chicken back in the early 2000’s when we were still in school.
  12. Same sport, same venue, crouching down next to a big dead cactus can make you feel bitten. Important safety tip: Chippewas are only worth a shit if you’re standing up straight.
  13. Found this drama queen cutting wood at my boss’s new place in Kerrville. He did everything they’re known to do in about 30 seconds. Puff up, flatten out, and finally, play dead.
  14. I know it’s baseball. But aggy just gave Mizzou their first two SEC wins, and their first series win of their season.
  15. Depending on how many “years ago” this took place. I might’ve been on your same train ride, and flight. Going through the exact same thing.
  16. Having played college baseball, the only thing these antics instilled into the opposing team was, “we can’t lose to these idiots”.
  17. Hey! Big Jack! Don’t knock, just come! Edit- I thought that was from Innerspace.
  18. I miss hanging out with you, man. But this post made me miss you even more. As for spanky, reading this thread and his comments, had me thinking that, the dude is just a dyed in the wool troll, just like those in the past. But now, after reading what you just said, and checking tape, he really is just that stupid. His constant need to come back pushes me toward thinking narcissist/sociopath. I’m not correct on a metric fuckton of my thinking, but I have been dead to rights on that diagnosis, historically.
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