Everything posted by Homesickhorn
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SEC Catch-all Thread
Ole Piss did exactly that, on the swamp kitties.
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Lane Kiffin to LSU?
Hotty. Fucking. Toddy. Piss on LSU.
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Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
Goddamnit, I just saw that someone else already posted this before I could delete it. And they did it verbatim, whereas, mine was shot from the hip.
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Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
Greg Geraldo: Camp Fuck You, Iraq March 12, 2004 (Jersey accent) Dear Janine, It’s hot as fuck here in the de(as)ert. It’s really hard to chase the sand monkeys witcha balls stuck to ya legs. Oh, yeah, don’t go fuck nobody. Vinny
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Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
A furry shows. And therefore is a ‘shower’. I believe a gryoper grows. And therefore, is a ‘grower’.
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Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
This is the last post I’ve read from him. I honestly don’t think most of y’all understand how much the Ingnore/Block mechanism can do. Lowers the blood pressure, is only one of many examples.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
He-can’t-hit-he-can’t-hit-he-can’t-hit……saawwiiing batta.
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Trump’s America
Ask your mom….son.
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Trump’s America
As soon as I graduated college, I made the mistake of chasing/moving up to my long distance girlfriend in Seattle. I found a job bartending at a place in Madison Park, and immediately broke up with her. The clientele that I was honored to serve/meet were, Tom Morello, Dave Grohl, Pete Yorn, and Peter Buck (REM). EVERY SINGLE ONE of them came solo, and while the bar was dead (during the day), and ordered food. EVERY SINGLE ONE of them started the conversation, and asked me about ME. Even when I’d obviously figured out who they were. I will say this; those guys will forever have my respect. Not for who they were, but for how they were to me, as a nobody. *I lied. I’ll always respect them for who they are/were.
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¡Snek!
Anyone clock your 40 time?
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¡Snek!
Bull snek was PISSED.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
- Lame joke thread
Why did the jalapeño lose the archery event? Because he didn’t habanero.- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
I like homey pulling rear guard with his mini-shield, turning around and checking their six. You know, to make sure nobody gets by him and gets at the boys.- CIA Chief: Jade Helm Was a Russian Plot
I remember my dad (ex SF) rolling his eyes, and saying something along the lines of, “If the boys do it the way it’s supposed to be done, when the op is over, nobody will know it even began. And each of these idiots will mysteriously be missing a firearm from their arsenal, and a can or two of beans from their pantries”.- Florida Karen gets her fake-police husband fired
I fucking love this place.- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Bingo. Sophomore year in college, I sat through an entire Cranberries album (twice) while learning the ins and outs of astrology. Signs, meanings, compatibility, etc. Closed, finally. But the knowledge that she bestowed upon me gave me COUNTLESS successes in the future.- Horrible way to die new stories
ISWYDT- Tell Me About Texas a&m
No idea why that was in link form. Apologies.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Graham wasn’t accepted into Texas. That’s not a proven fact, but it’s my two cent opinion.- ¡Snek!
- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Well, I fucking didn’t.- Ken Paxton is dirty? NO FUCKING WAY!
Pretty late to the game, but this comment fucking slayed me. “His left eye says, “I’m open to new ideas” but his right eye says, “I’ll fucking kill you.”- July 4th Hill Country Flooding Tragedy
You’re right, he’s dead. A good man that I’ve known most of my life, who loved people of all walks of life. He died trying to save campers, and this post will probably get negged because it’s emotionally charged, but fuck you.- Surly Response team
I’m in as well. This town is still in the shock phase of things. Kerrville itself is business as usual, until you approach the river, which is all the time. I feel like the shock is going to wear off soon, and I’m afraid of how (and for how long) that’s going to last. Supplies are abundant; clothing, dry goods, water, etc are all here, and still coming in. Those things are also being donated locally to the point where one entity will tell you to take your load to another because they’re saturated. Let me know what I can do, and I’ll do it. - Lame joke thread
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